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IN TRUMP’S ROLODEX * Prince of Whales * Dolly Llama * Prime Minister True Dough * Emmanuel Macaroni * Angela Marble * Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo * King Salmon * The Poop

But can you twerk?

The best article I’ve read on Donald Trump. And I’ve read a lot of articles on Donald Trump. theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-all-do…

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans no longer always win. Previous version is confined to history.

At 2am, make sure to go and fuck yourself.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

'Fargo' Boss Reveals What Ethan Coen Really Thought About the Pilot j.mp/1gIfdMo via @THR

Sett fra Kairo er det ganske flott med partiledere og en kommende statsminister som vandrer rundt i Oslo-natta på vei mot Stortinget.

Tro det eller ei, Jens Stoltenberg skreik ikke "Bring it on!" av full hals. #skrikesiv #innestemmejens

The average smartphone user checks their mobile 150 times a day.

Les kronikken min om bruk av ressurser i musikkpressen. aftenposten.no/meninger/kroni…

The world's 1200 billionaires have assets exceeding the combined annual incomes of countries with 65 percent of the world's people.

World's most viewed photo.

"Hva hadde du oppnådd når du var 17 år gammel?". Jeg kunne forskjellen på da og når.

Å kalle @MagnusCarlsen for "Sjakkens Justin Bieber", blir som å døpe Messi "Fotballens Christer Sjögren". Vi dropper begge deler.