Elise Andrew

@ravenscimaven I feel this. I lost 30lbs through stress in 2020, but I’ve never received so many compliments in my life. Everyone constantly telling me how great I looked, while I was inwardly struggling more than I ever have in my life.

"You lost so much weight, you look great" ---Yeah... I was sick... "But still, you look fabulous" --- OK pay my medical bills then

The absolute indignity of charging past a little old lady with a huge bag on my way up a giant hill in Lisbon, only to have her pass me as I stopped to breathe 😩😩

You judge yourself more harshly than others do, especially when admitting mistakes, research shows. Showing this vulnerability improves relationships, and psychologists report in @sciam that "self-compassion" is a good way that helps you show it. scientificamerican.com/article/other-…

This one goes out to the many, many people who have dreamed of watching me get hit in the face with a bat.

I hate having to air our dirty laundry, but I feel like I've been left with no choice. @artfund have an available building for rent in Granary Square but are refusing to lease it to the @vagina_museum. Thread. 1/

Today humanity put a giant dick into space. The rocket was a funny shape too. #jeffbezos #BlueOrigin #blueoriginlaunch #bezos

@sluntz @danibambi @JimMFelton @tommyhale91 Genuinely just burst out laughing lmao. I’m not wrong though ...

@Elise_Andrew @danibambi @JimMFelton @tommyhale91 I can now tell you to get stuffed without fear of consequences.

@sluntz @danibambi @JimMFelton @tommyhale91 If Michaela told me you had done this, I would 100% believe her with zero doubts!

@Elise_Andrew @danibambi @JimMFelton @tommyhale91 Michaela regularly, and rightly, accuses me of domestic blindness, for example when I can't see a cooking utensil in plain sight. I am very pleased that however bad this gets, I will always know I have a colleague who has it worse.

For any confused Americans, Philip is the racist one not the pedophile one. #PrincePhilip

This is my hair today. Progress :)

I don’t like to get super personal on here, but I’m feeling very proud. I absolutely didnt cope during the early pandemic - not eating, sleeping, and as you can see, I tore chunks of my hair out. This was my hair in April/May.

@phillybaby1989 She really does but maybe she should deal with that problem in therapy like the rest of us do!!

@Elise_Andrew She really has an ingrained problem. Hurtful as her platform is (was) so massive

The tweet I didn't think I needed.@Elise_Andrew

Does anyone else ever think about how much you sucked ten years ago, and then get worried that future you will think the same thing about present you?

@ravenscimaven I regularly tell my sister that the blue check mark means I am better than her, and therefore automatically win family social media arguments.

I know it's just a blue check but if I ever get one I'm gonna act bougie for a day just letting y'all know 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm gonna put ice in my water that day lmao

Black PhD students are seeing their faculty (and supervisors) unfollow them after tweeting on their experiences as Black people. Wild. And you wonder why people don't want to speak out.

How does one find employees so loyal that they will defend me and keep working for me even when my pet tiger rips their arm off?

@amgamble I could ....

I’m going to bake a cake using my own blood to replace eggs. Where’s everyone else at with their quarantine?