Elise

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Elise

@EliseeeMe

@nikkigulavic is Bae

Katılım Eylül 2013

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💫AstralWingz💫@Zhane_Star·3 Oca

genuinely I can’t imagine coming home from work and being forced to help my kid learn math while we both don’t know wtf is going on

Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369

We don't talk enough about the generational trauma of crying at the kitchen table over math homework.

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Al Shipley@alshipley·21 Eyl

time is a flat circle

Aelith Loves Art𖣂@aelith4ever

The Irritating Gentleman, by Berthold Woltze (1874)

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𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_·28 Mar

Housing should be a basic human right and homelessness is inhumane

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Elise@EliseeeMe·29 Ara

@_hjjm @iss_andrews

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Henry@_hjjm·28 Ara

Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

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waylonz@wazhlon·17 Kas

Sandy Tregent@SandyofSuffolk

Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.

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Elise@EliseeeMe·9 Eki

@hansmollman @iss_andrews

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Mollie Goodfellow@hansmollman·8 Eki

My parents: when we were your age we were married with kids Me: do you think Pingu is neurodivergent

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Elise@EliseeeMe·10 Eyl

@floellaumbagabe @iss_andrews

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andrew@floellaumbagabe·8 Eyl

Miranda ass tweet

Rob@bIurt99

Done an 8 hour shift in Wetherspoons today (I don’t work there)

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☔@Whotfismick·21 Ağu

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Elise@EliseeeMe·17 Tem

@stargoddesssage @iss_andrews

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sage@00000000sage·13 Tem

15 Pictures with Deep Meaning: 1. gay little monkey at the apple store

Zoltium@ZoltiumHQ

15 Pictures with Deep Meaning: 1.

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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·7 Tem

Tragedy.

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Elise@EliseeeMe·7 Tem

@curnbucket @iss_andrews

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Amoeba@curnbucket·6 Tem

the fuck was I on

Amoeba@curnbucket

my hand is just a fork covered in skin

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Matthew Highton@MattHighton·2 Tem

Every one of Rishi Sunaks "I'm doing a normal thing" photos just gives off Mr Burns without Smithers energy.

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Blue Aloud@bluealoud·3 Tem

Me after buying 2 drinks at a gig

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Elise@EliseeeMe·1 Tem

@yacobg42 @iss_andrews

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Jacob Geller@yacobg42·1 Tem

My personal Simpsons brainworm is I can't hear the song Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) without completing the chorus like this

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kira 👾@kirawontmiss·15 May

bro is literally the riddler in real life 😭

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Elise@EliseeeMe·17 Mar

@iss_andrews Those were the days 😂

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Issie@iss_andrews·17 Mar

@therealkimj @EliseeeMe

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kim ᯽@therealkimj·16 Mar

just smoked myself into another paranoia induced psychosis

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☔@Whotfismick·18 Şub

when you set alarms every 5 min

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Pearl@Akoiyaaa·18 Oca

I’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019 lol

MAYE @auraambitions

The time jump from 2019 to 2024 feels unnatural

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☔@Whotfismick·14 Oca

is everyone getting more annoying or am i just getting angrier

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Elise@EliseeeMe·4 Oca

@invis4yo @iss_andrews @robertjeffery28

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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·3 Oca

*walking on a completely smooth path* my ankle:

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