Elixir Sipper

from the tutorial i'm making

hey lord nux we’re running back the class 1-a cypher would you be down to do mineta again? oh, you’re already done writing? oh sick! nux taku:

I really really wanna play re9 bc it genuinely seems like its like 60% the best resident evil ever 40% like pretty good

PNGtuber idea: a prize winning hog. A large and rotund prize winning hog

this genuinely has to be one of the funniest super bowl ads of all time and it's not even trying to be funny

This post will forever be one of my favorite things to come out of Wilds

@PhantoTree THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY CATS CYCLOPS

Today!

@PhantoTree She super on my meat until I boy

@ElixirSolicitor no it was from super meat boy

my joints are in significant pain

"I'm a newgen Nazi" -Tyler

...quite a sight to be hold, isn't it? you see, we're presently in the process of training these pygmy fapper crabs to withstand the trials and tribidations of a zero-G environment. they're not the sharpest knives in the crayon drawer, but on the bright side they don't know how to give anything other than 100%. plus corporate says we're getting a hefty sponsorship package for making this happen, so... whatever pays my checks, i guess. anyway, we have them here stationed in close proximity within the confines of this "anti-gravity work environment." here, they'll be able to practice their near-orbit responsibilities from the safety of our little test chamber. what responsibilities are those, you ask? well, my friend, that's technically under NDA, so i can't tell you until we've gotten our appendages off the ground. but i'll give you a little hint: it involves swimming... 😉 (from xhs - id 1082981811)

Ted juggle

@MyKreiiburg @oj_didnt_doit22 Yeah I was referencing that

Fuck dude I fucked up that was all my money oh my god dude we're screwed fuuuucccckkkk