Da Mommy

this is so tumblr coded

@notgwendalupe Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna signing the Declaration of Independence (1776)

You know who deserves a day off? People with dogs who live in condos/apartments.

11. Fiona Apple & Ty Dolla $ign

@ettorre_lindsay I know!!!! Ugh ):

I need someone who *gets it*, to go to Chilis with me to get the Katie & Scheana Espresso Martini… pls & thx!!!

Timur Kim Bowling Ball Handbag (2012)

@jaime_jla @KicksFinder @nicekicks @SneakerNews @Nike What in the green goblin

When you’ve been waiting months for your dream shoe and you get these instead 🫠 @KicksFinder @nicekicks @SneakerNews @Nike

We need 70s basement or grandmas knitting room coffee shops

I know this is painful to hear but I’ve become one of those people obsessed with cold plunges

@meghanmclovin HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

hbd 2 me!

I can’t believe we’re here fighting for IVF rights

Joe Exotic thirsts over Machine Gun Kelly in new posts: “Once you go Tiger King you’ll forget about the Fox.”

I have perfected creating lattes & americanos at home. I no longer have use for coffee shops other than to be surrounded by queer people

@girlsonfillm He is so lily coded @eatpraylily

babe wake up new jeremy allen white farmers market pics dropped

I have witchy powers so I actually can’t do this

@jaime_jla Was there a nip I missed?

@EllaRaeB but the Eminem year?

Super Bowl halftime shows have been disappointing ever since the nip slip

@plzstoptalking_ I’m not joking!!!! Some have laptop hours and some ban laptops all together

I don’t care how trendy your coffee shop is…every coffee shop should have a bathroom & WiFi