miss lady

Imagine signing divorce papers with one of these

That’s a nice rug under you it would a shame if someone pulled it

@cocrotoofly Let’s go

@ElleParker I love rat beach

Tell the hoes where I’m at

I’m on my second bowl of cereal of the dayy

People don’t slide letters under doors like they used to

Just found out about the Panera app don’t text me for a few days

Whoever invented a nightstand was SICK of getting up to get water smh lazy ass

I crave going to an American Eagle store the way people crave going to the beach or a beautiful forest

It’s hard to not smile within the walls of an American Eagle store

I bet I could pass the bar without studying I’m just different

I’m like if there was someone who was in love with you and wanted the best for you

Guy who’s never seen a cat before: what the fuck is that!!

The eye doctor told me I’ll never be able to see the haters

My Spotify AI DJ just said alright Elle it’s time for a vibe and that vibe is show tunes

My bob has gotten me in more rooms than any degree ever could

Thinking about the time I wore a suit on a first date and the guy told me he hated it

I’ll be right there I just gotta have a little ego death first

Guy who finally joins the mile high club on a blimp

In high school there was this guy I referred to as “my bitch on the side” and my friend would say “on the side of what?” And she was right I didn’t have any hoes

@cocrotoofly Lmao let’s goooo

@ElleParker Yes

You ever walk around all day to distract yourself?