Ellen
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When your dad says ‘don’t touch anything’… but also hands you the mic.”
lil X: So anyway, I’ve decided we’re buying a rocket
Dad: Well… I guess that’s happening now.”
Would you trust this little CEO with your
company for one day?
A. Yes future billionaire loading
B. No my business will disappear
C. Only if I get a seat on the rocket

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Elon Musk just described the most humiliating fraud in American history on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
And it’s so simple it sounds fake.
The United States government has been cutting checks to Social Security numbers with birthdays that are physically impossible.
People listed as 200 years old.
People born in the future.
Not glitches. Not clerical errors. Hundreds of billions of dollars flowing into identities that cannot exist.
Musk: “You don’t need to be Sherlock Holmes here.”
He’s right. The fix is one database query. A college sophomore could write it on a lunch break. Scan every Social Security number. Flag every impossible birthday. Born before 1850. Born after today. Done.
That script could have been running before most of us were born.
It wasn’t.
Musk: “All you need to do is call the person and say, ‘Excuse me, we seem to have your birthday wrong, because it says you’re 200 years old.’”
That’s the entire investigation. A single question nobody in Washington thought to ask while the money bled out year after year.
When a system loses hundreds of billions through a hole so obvious a child could spot it and nobody patches it… you’re not looking at failure.
You’re looking at architecture.
Every dollar that slips through a fake birthday is a dollar no one questions. No one audits. No one traces.
That’s not negligence. That’s infrastructure.
Musk and DOGE walked into Washington and found what the establishment already knew. The waste isn’t hidden. It’s not buried in classified files. It’s sitting in a spreadsheet with a birthday column that says 1824.
And nobody looked.
The establishment doesn’t fight reform because the problems are complicated.
They fight it because the problems are profitable.
The government built GPS. Split the atom. Put men on the moon.
But couldn’t check if a 200-year-old was cashing a Social Security check.
That’s not incompetence.
That’s a confession.
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@WHLeavitt Fire her, arrest her — we may have free speech in this country but threats and hate speech are uncalled for!!
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@elonenergydaily Happy birthday to you, Little X!! 🎂🥳🎈🚀 Bug Hugs for you!!
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@elonmusk @johnconvIngton I like big machines, I cannot lie, you other brothers cannot deny, the bigger, the better, knock me over with a feather, I’ll take ‘em big, I’ll take ‘em wide, I’ll even take ‘em for a ride!! Oh yeah . . . peace out!! 🤣
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