ELLI

"they're stealing our jobs" you're literally rioting at 1pm on a wednesday, what job could you possibly have???

It’s crazy that XFactor had an over 25 category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were SO BRAVE trying to achieve their dreams at such an OLD AGE. Rotted.

If I won the lottery you wouldn’t know. But there would be signs.

Can’t decide if the guy drinking 2000 pints in 200 days is more impressive than the bloke running across Africa

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Your routine -- or lack thereof -- might seem off-the-wall com... More for Aquarius bit.ly/whBNNw

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