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Elli

@Elli_Trans

She/Her. 18+ I'm older than 25, younger than 80. I talk about kink & trans stuff. Artwork is https://t.co/UtC5QiC69K

Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Elli@Elli_Trans·
Got back from a hetero date. Had all the funs.
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He's right, you know. I need to stop being the disgusting freak who's sitting at my window, sipping coffee and watching the creek outside, and start being the model sweetheart that he is.
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Here is my prediction. During Trump's presidency, a country that is not allied with Russia, will appear to commit an unspeakable act against the USA, thereby "forcing" Trump to invade.
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Going braless today, because I have no clean bras.
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I'm having fun with this shadow of me.
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How penis orgasms feel, vs how vagina orgasms feel. Demonstrated with music.
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This 'Hungry Man' dinner is absolutely disgusting. I should have known it'd be awful, when it misgendered me.
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"Treat me like the Dune bucket." My girlfriend just said this to me, and I can't stop laughing.
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@J_P1776 @NoLieWithBTC Well Trump has to be on his hands and knees, in order to be spanked with a rolled up magazine, so... Trump's.
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@NoLieWithBTC Sure, whose knees are older based on wear and tear?
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Republicans to trans people: "Surgery to change your body is perverse and immoral. It's false happiness. You're just mutilating yourself." Also republicans...
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HER: I love you unconditionally. ME: Really? Unconditionally? Are you sure? HER: Yup. ME: Alright, let's test this. I've decided that I'm a nazi, now. Do you still love me? HER: Yes, but now it's unfortunate that I do.
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July 1st... The Supreme Court rules that a president can do anything in the line of duty, and not be charged with a crime. July 2nd... President Biden shrugs his shoulders, says "Okay", and has Trump permanently erased. Note: This is a silly joke, and nothing more.
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As a trans woman, I've spent countless nights lying awake, worrying about what archaeologists will think of my dusty corpse, 600 years from now.
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This is kind of a hurtful thing to get from @discord while I'm going through a divorce.
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I think I might live in the bestest polycule household, ever.
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This is a very realistic view of being queer. A hateful bigot making a lot of angry noise and smoke, in an attempt to destroy us, but it isn't long before he's gone and the rainbow is still there, with a tiny scar to remind us of what we've endured.
chris evans@notcapnamerica

Are y’all okay?

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Elli@Elli_Trans·
@Czarzhan That's a lot of stress I don't need. I'd rather just block and move on.
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I've got a couple family members that keep messaging me with new, unblocked accounts, to disown me again and tell me how sick I am for being trans. My sister does it every 6 months or so, and my father does every year or so. Just go away forever, please. They're obsessed with me.
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