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tbh i think the best thing about being from colorado is telling people that Casa Bonita from South Park is real

use, get used, and get used to it.

if it’s gonna rain I should see some damn worms on the sidewalk. that’s all.

I am not blushing because you are being nice, I’m blushing because you made me UNCOMFORTABLE

@justine__haas at least you can reach the top shelf ? silver lining ?

the fastest thing in the world

they don’t want to lose u but they forget to take care of u

I left my tv remote at work

GOODBYE 😭

RED ROCKS! We comin back for 1 night of magic this summer 🥰!!! Pre-sale tix avail today at noon mst, general on sale Friday at 11 am MST Here: griz.lnk.to/rrx2021

@justine__haas i think you’re forgetting crack

Anybody else NOT HAD A COLD IN 15 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!????

WE FINNA BE OUTSIDE ALL SUMMER... after work tho

Gonna tell my girlfriend I’m gay today 🤞🏾 wish me luck ❤️

I have a big meeting at the Bank today and if everything goes as planned I’ll receive a lotta money.. I want to share it with ANYONE on my timeline that can use it....! Wish me luck.. I just gotta figure out where I put my Ski Mask..

“if you cancel student debt, it would be unfair to people who already paid theirs off“

Discussing politics with family like

u know it’s over when your brain starts thinking you’re single and you’re not 😂😂