Jai Paul's Boutique

Westworld dares to ask the question what if everyone in the future had Murphy beds?

Beyond upset I took a p*dcasters recommendation for an album and liked it

Am I drunk? Yes. Have I been watching the White Walls by Macklemore Music Video for an hour? Also yes

Woodwick candle and my record player competing to crackle the loudest

Someone said Kero Kero Bonito renegaded the Ringtone remix and I can't stop thinking about it

Sinn Fein coalition when

Developing strong opinions about prog rock

Imagine not tucking yourself into bed. Couldn't be me.

Thinking about becoming a 100 Gecs stan

When Pup said 'my sweat soaked mattress corner of the room' I felt that

I put kratom in my Soylent. I am a modern man.

I told you

Early 20s man getting into the Pixies

Someone help me I can't stop buying sweaters

I'm being bullied by the gen x women at work

Setting my alarm 5 minutes early so I can peel a hard boiled egg in the morning

The Pitchfork list doesn't have Pretty Boy Swag on it so it's wrong

Becoming a Tiro guy

Rise and grind the dog pissed on the towel I used today