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@NicoPerrino Missing the bread presentation just ruined the night. Really wanted to see those dinner rolls get the attention they deserved

My wife and I are wondering what happened to the steak and lobster for 2,600 ppl that never got served at last night’s #WHCD?

@Mr_Husky1 That didn’t happen and a 25% was accepted gracefully, no waiter asked you for a 42.5% tip

My husby and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $200. I left a $50 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it. ​He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $85, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place. ​I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful — I genuinely thought $50 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $50 really wasn’t enough.😱 By Angela mcnutt

@StephenKing Born in ‘72 20 of 20 completed lol

Have used every fucking one.

@GaryPetersonUSA Lol, invented talk radio, that’s funny

20 years ago today we lost Rush Limbaugh, inventor of talk radio and outro music, but we can rest easy knowing he’s currently enjoying heaven’s finest courses with Christ helping along the way.

@BeardyBrandon Lol

Men, if your wife is still working because she financially still has to work… you have no business watching sports, drinking with your buddies, scrolling social media, binge watching Netflix, or distracting yourself other ways. You have work to do. Wake up early. Get focused. Lock in. Go build a business. Buy some rental properties. Manage your money. Stop being a child and be the provider God made you to be.

@michelle_byoung Add in Poltergeist too

Nah it was VC Andrews with the flowers in the attic…

@AxeRedwizard @VerizonNews “I want my two dollars”

@VerizonNews Yeah but I’m missing out on work and 3 business meetings and I just paid you guys. I need some type of credit

We are aware of an issue impacting wireless voice and data services for some customers. Our engineers are engaged and are working to identify and solve the issue quickly. We understand how important reliable connectivity is and apologize for the inconvenience.

@Matt_Pinner All 20 for this gen X’er!

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

@Matt_Pinner Watch the tv for the scrolling school closure notification

You wake tomorrow to this. What is the first thing you do? 🥶

@mrmikeMTL Couple days of diving and early to bed

Super Serious Question. What do people over 50 do on New Years Eve?

@TheCinesthetic The Big Chill

Name a movie where the soundtrack elevated the entire experience.

@ATRightMovies Hot tub Time Machine

@kennywebster12 @Hot_Pepper76 Yes. The safety of others around me

@Hot_Pepper76 I drink coffee in the name of public safety.

Where are the coffee drinkers? Do you drink coffee primarily for the boost of energy it gives you, or is it more about savoring the rich taste and comforting ritual of having a cup in your hands? It's totally both for me.

@lifehacker Snitches get stitches, Teams better cool it.

Microsoft is rolling out an update that will let Teams report when you're in the office—and when you're not. Link: lifehacker.com/tech/microsoft…

@atensnut You should be the first guest. You know,check it out, make sure the food and amenities are up to par

This Is Huge and desperately needed.

@DrNeenaJha Nope, didn’t happen and you didn’t see it

I just watched the video of IOF soldiers taking turns to rape a Palestinian teenager until he died I feel physically sick I’ve never seen anything more brutal, horrifying & traumatic in all my life IOF soldiers are more monstrous than I thought it was possible for humans to be

@ZRSmgmt how about some follow up, simply chasing a security deposit refund that you owe. Lack of timely refunds appears to be a trend for you

@CarsonGallo @nypost That is hysterical, just found it!

@nypost It was great, but that Emu Insurance sketch that never aired is superior!

This Shane Gillis bit about ‘CouplaBeers’ is being called ‘the best SNL skit in 20 years’ trib.al/qH4KX5t

@ilovenostalgia Waking at 6 or 7 and unclear on the am or pm situation, lol

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@sneedradio @ThatEricAlper Came here to say this. Movie wrecked me, slept with bedroom door open and hall light on for months

@ThatEricAlper Nope. Just saw “Poltergeist” at age 7 where they used REAL skeletons in the pool scene.