Ellis

(To the tune of “I’s the By”) One ring to rule them all / One ring to find them / One ring to bring them all / And in the darkness bind them

About to fly in an aired plane

Halfway through shoving all of my soldiers into a giant horse to hide them when one of them tells me it’s supposed to be made of wood

Illustration from The Living Forest (1925), by the Canadian painter Arthur Heming who — having been diagnosed with colourblindness as a child — worked for most of his life in a distinctive palette of black, yellow, and white: buff.ly/2xDkmtL

Might tweet later

@cmcalgary I’m assuming it’s the highest one just because it would fit with Calgary’s general theme of outlawing pedestrians

How much is the bylaw fine for jaywalking in Calgary? #yyc #yyccc

Sick and achy

@ludjon_roshi this crossword is insanely hard and 6 and 10 should have their clues reversed

A fun "Better Call Saul" crossword puzzle. Test your knowledge on this popular TV Show.

They shoudl come up with horrifying new vegan meats that have no living reference point

@nmc_canada *Bertwistle

Thank you to Becky Best-Bertwhistle for donating this banjo and a stack of music books to our jam club instrument drive! If you have an instrument in your home going unused, we would love to add it to our fleet used for education programs! Learn more: bit.ly/3QfL6o5

@XxMsMaliciousxX @cmcalgary And when it’s not cold they perfectly display the words “TIMES CURRENTLY NOT AVAILABLE”. Love to pay nearly $4 a pop for such a great system

@cmcalgary Canyon Meadows always has one out, Anderson..... I figure they just stop working when it's cold. Just like everything else transit related.

Same at 8th street station, on one of the TV's

@carrotadventure Now that’s what I call a slice of pizza pie

@mitskihead Traditionally, yes

This year, watch out for the mighty Bad King Wenceslas who will tear down your chimney and eat your presents

Having some chamomile (rhymes with anomaly) tea

hearing that Elon Musk just reduced Twitter’s staff to a single employee living in an underground station who has to push a button every 108 minutes to prevent the entire site from exploding

@carrotadventure sorry for the late response, I made them and they were great

@EllisLal whoa now that sounds tasty are you gonna make em or get em from somewhere

@carrotadventure was thinking about having some beef tacos

@carrotadventure the blues certainly can!!

having a play with kenty and the gang at the world famous blues can tomorrow should be a silly one perry says hes gonna stop by I wonder what kinda hat hes gonna wear!!!!!!!!!!!

@carrotadventure Ayeeeeee!!!!

things are gettimg spooky at the store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boo!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve had this covid’s 19th for seven days now and frankly I don’t see the appeal