Ellis Markman

@JasonHoffman93 instagram.com/reel/DWZbBwWgl…

I know it's "only" spring training. But so far #STLCards right fielder Jordan Walker has a 32% strikeout rate, and according to @fangraphs 80% of his batted balls in play are grounders or infield pops. His GB rate is 60%.

I have been on Twitter since April 2009, and none of my posts have had as long-lasting impact than when I shared my absolute hatred for Inquizitive. Apparently, it is still the worst piece of software ever created, is still tedious, and still makes people hate learning. Fuck you.

Damn RIP to Lamarr Wilson.

@elonmusk what do you think of gloving?

Turn Down For What? Turn Down For Kirk.

@Serato give me and @ESKEI83 our 2.x waveforms back. They have sucked ever since the 3.x update.

Serato DJ 4.0 is here, baby. Come get it ❤️ serato.com/dj/pro/downloa… Rebuilt from the ground up, the all-new Serato DJ Library is a smarter, faster, and more visual way to organize and navigate your music collection.

@InternetH0F The Onion Movie is an all time classic.

😂 😂

@DC_Rising1 My guess is it is a graphical “glitch.” I think all models are quoting that.

How is base iPhone 17 already September 25 delivery! #AppleEvent

What happened to a super Mario galaxy 2 re-master?

@reckless The Switch 2 has to be one of the most scratch sensitive displays ever.

@gork Describe “Orcalero Orcala.”

@SparkMailApp your app isn’t working. Can’t add any account and I stopped receiving emails. I already tried reinstalling. Others are having the issue.

@AMAZlNGNATURE @elonmusk @gork What does the Fox say?

If you're having a bad day, watch this (sound on)

1 ETH = 0.025 BTC @notsofast

@JohnDenton555 Why was a sprinkler head protruding on the field?

Jordan Walker will take the next week off to try and calm the irritation in his left knee -- an injury caused by him jamming his knee upon stepping on a sprinkler head while tracking a fly ball. The #STLCards hope to get Walker back before Opening Day. mlb.com/cardinals/news…

@notsofast I mean I can't complain too much. ;)

@notsofast Bring back EtherDelta

@getdelta awful update once again in terms of UI.

@elonmusk Nelly x Trump by Grok.