VelvetEllis

Burnt marshmallows and mescal pineapple smell exactly the same. Soo.. do with that what you will

@bellinyaear Sounds pretty cryptic

I want to make a crypto movie. I don’t know how or what that means yet but ima figure it out

Remember when in •How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days• Mathew Mcohnahey (OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT) is from Staten Island but just keeps his Texan accent ?

Day 8 of Quarantine: I get into a fight with my brother because tried to move my puzzle castle with a spatula so he could connect it to his puzzle clouds and broke 👏 my 👏life’s 👏work 👏in half.

Quarantine game: every time you see a post that starts with “I never posts things like this but”.. venmo me two dollars. By the end of this quarantine, I will take all of that money and put it towards my rent... sorry I never usually post things like this but....

The conversations on @BachelorABC are just a bunch of high School Musical quotes rearranged. #sharpayskindacutetoo #onceinalifetime #meanstheresnosecondchance #TheBachlor #highschoolmusical

Today I used the word belated and it wasn’t in refrence to a birthday. Quick! someone ask me for tea and crumpets, I want to keep riding this high.

My main takeaway from elementary school is that oranges are really good for Scurvy.

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My grandma always likes her own comments on Instagram. Thats the kind of confidence I’m going into today with.

@csepeee @jazz_inmypants HAHA

@jazz_inmypants -go on world tour @EllisMelillo

A dragon named Drogon. Fascinating.

Kevin jonas’ real name is Paul. Paul Kevin. He was never even given a chance.

Did the night king get hotter or is it just me? Feeling V. attracted. A real alpha male vibe

Night king is kinda a stud. That sly smile in the fire....What’s up

(Arya to Sansa seconds before banging Gendry) “Yooooo you got any dry shampoo??”

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and allow yourself to open the luxurious side of the parmesan cheese container

“‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all” does not apply to air pods let me tell you.

Make Chuck Norris jokes great again