Ellis Theodore

Three points on the road! 😁 Thank you for your sensational backing at the Hill Dickinson Stadium this evening - we'll see you back at St. James' Park on Tuesday 💪

BARNES, BARNES WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN 🏹🎶

@TjayJefferies @HarleyShah Ever seen me in 7eleven

@HarleyShah Skinny people who eat junk food just don't eat a lot of it .....

When skinny people eat nothing but junk food we accept genetics are far more important than diet, but when overweight people are constantly dieting, people can't accept that for some reason. They must be eating in secret or something

@TjayJefferies @sailaunderscore No socials

@sailaunderscore Eat oats and half a skyr yoghurt that's 30gs of protein then get some chicken sausages eat 8 of those that's 40gs of protein then for dinner 6 bacon 6 eggs and a steak that's like 120g of protein. Total = 190g of protein

how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this

@MartinWonders He makes Miggy look like a paper bag

#NUFC gimme Tapsoba and Chiesa and we can end this stress

@DeadlineDayLive Straight 10

🚨 Rate West Ham’s transfer window out of 10? 🤔⚒️

FT • @Binfieldfc U23s 1-6 @tadleycallevafc Res. What a performance, what a statement. Goals from @tyrellreid15 (3), @EllisTheodore2 (2) & @lorsino88

@TjayJefferies @markgoldbridge Miles in

@markgoldbridge There's an agenda against United how have they allowed that Newcastle goal but chalked off uniteds one

Same League. Same season. VAR overrules ref and disallows United goal. VAR says goal stands for Newcastle. Beyond incompetent. It's negligence. Which means clubs should be taking action

FT • Back to winning ways!

@FeelLikeDrew Defo over bron

Tatum should be starting over LeBron or KD if we’re being honest with ourselves

@LegionHoops Zion when he can only play max 30 games a year

Who’s stopping this duo?

@ESPNNBA Embiid has to win

The race for MVP is heatin' up 👀

@ESPNNBA Warriors 100% - experienced champs that have the ability from klay and Steph to drop 40+ each - only giannis has that on the bucks

The 2021 champs vs. the 2022 champs. Who wins? 🤔

@TheHoopCentral Has to be Embiid and Harden, mainly Harden’s fault

Cut 1 duo.

What a night. #ScoringKing

@wojespn Luca and Kyrie backcourt is scary

The Nets are trading Kyrie Irving to the Mavericks, source tells ESPN.

MVP

FT • @afcaldermaston Devs 0-5 @tadleycallevafc A. Goals from @EllisTheodore2 & @jsb19012 (3 (B2B hattys🔥)), and our gaffers only come on and nabbed one en all @AshleyLSaunders

Ja slaps