Ellis Brown

Mentally, I’m still here

Ruff Diamond? Outrageous skill from our Charlie! 💙👏⚽️

✍️ New Signing Cray Valley (PM) are delighted to confirm the signing of Chris Dickson - our second addition of the day. Welcome to the Millers! #WeAreSE9 🟢⚫

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

After yet another goal from Kai Brown last night, that takes his tally up to 2️⃣5️⃣ goals in all competitions for The Abbotts this season ! A massive achievement for one of the league’s best 👊 Well done, Kai 🤝 #UpTheAbbotts // #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp 🎨 @BobSharmanPhoto

AKADEMIKS WARNED BLUEFACE that if he LOST the fight he might not even wanna go back on the internet because EVERYONE would be clowning him 😭💀 BLUEFACE instantly fired back telling him “Then why don’t YOU fight me?” AKADEMIKS shut that down quick saying “Bro I’m 5’8… you’re like 6’8. Why would I fight you?” That’s when BLUEFACE flipped it on him and said “Then why you wanna fight Lil Baby? He like 5’5.” 😭🤣

Neymar just did this in training 😮‍💨

90’ FULL TIME THE ABBOTTS ARE MASSIVE EVERYWHERE THEY GO ! 💚🤍 #WAFC 3-1 #MTFC // #UpTheAbbotts #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp // @IsthmianLeague

✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of Sean Scannell. The experienced midfielder joins Cray Valley (PM), adding further depth and quality to the squad ahead of the upcoming fixtures. Welcome to the club, Sean👊 #WeAreSE9 🟢⚫

this isn't a chocolate croissant, this is a chocolate wellington

After a performance like that yesterday, people are still saying Neymar Jr. won’t start for Brazil at the World Cup.

Juice tastes better when you stand there and drink with the refrigerator open.

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

Spider-Man really is the coolest superhero game ever made. Agree?

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NEW SIGNING ✍️ We’re pleased to announce new signing Olajuwon Ogunwamide. Ola is a forward who joins Cray Wanderers from National South Horsham. He started his career at Barking in 2018 with brief spells at St Albans City and East Thurrock Unitrd before going on to Tilbury for the 2019-20 season making a big impression. He moved on to two spells with Hornchurch in December 2021 making twenty seven appearances scoring five goals with a month at Concord Rangers in February 2023 before finishing the season with the Urchins scoring four in twenty eight games. He then began the 2023-24 season at Bishop’s Stortford before joining Lewes in October 2023 scoring seven goals. Ola joined Horsham in the summer of 2024 and scored eleven goals as the Hornets went on to win the Isthmian Premier League title. He spent a month loan at Cray Valley PM in November 2025 scoring once in five games before returning to Horsham. We welcome Ola to Cray Wanderers and hope he enjoys his time with the Wands. 🟡⚫️ #coyw

Delighted to be onboard @SalisburyFC #COYW

I Wish everyone @HorshamFC all the best for the rest of the season and the future. Made some great memories and met some great people ✌🏾❤️

Hold something jor 😭😭