Elly Roper
629 posts
Elly Roper
@EllyRoper
Mum, designer, advocate, Twitter lurker, cheese enthusiast. British with an American accent. Appear to have a strange obsession with my chins.
North East England Katılım Aralık 2011
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@SelfMadeMastery If you're American, an electric kettle. Game changer.
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Okay I'll leave this here.
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Every time we ate at a restaurant he would say “if we walk out backwards they’ll think we just got here and we won’t have to pay!”
On Mondays, his day off, he would take us to the movies, and sleep through the whole thing
He taught me kindness and laughter cost nothing
💔
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@EllyRoper Not well but has finally accepted the situation which makes it easier
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Been watching my dad slowly wither away in the icu for two weeks I think I should buy myself a few presents
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Speaking as a fellow mom to an 11 year old, if it's meaningful to her, it's meaningful to me.
Scary Mommy@ScaryMommy
Your 11 year old gives you a gold necklace engraved with Skibidi Toilet for your birthday. What's your reaction? 😂
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Imagine learning you got your big break as a CSI, and then learning you've been assigned to the fly tipping squad.
Northumberland County Council@N_landCouncil
⚠️Do you know who dumped this?⚠️ This week's crime took place on Maple Street, Ashington NE63 0BX. We'll be removing this rubbish later in the week, but are asking anyone with information to phone us, in confidence, on 0345 600 6400 so we can prosecute.
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@IAmPoliticsGirl He wants to live like common people. He wants to do what common people do.
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Trump didn’t “work a shift” or “serve customers”. He shut down a McDonald’s to cosplay as working class for his pathetic, pandering propaganda. #Sad
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@LizerReal The other day my 9 year old said, "I've worked out what I would do in the Purge."
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Just wondering if anyone can see my posts or if you, understandably, just think I’m a twat and aren’t interested.
I’m getting 10% of the engagement I used to get. A few others are saying the same.
If it’s the latter I won’t bother with enduring the horrors of this hellsite.
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@iamharaldur @livatoseus Same for me but it was Chappell Roan. It was as if one day she just existed in the matrix.
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@Forever_noir_ Because she already has the votes of people who want the guns gone. She’s trying to get his base.
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“Tim walz and I are both gun owners we’re not taking anyone’s guns” is the best she could do the week after a school shooting
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