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Breaking Piers Morgan disowns Bazball. captiongenerator.com/v/2291105/bazb…. #ashes #ENGvAUS

My father passed away this morning. He voted Yes a week ago. I said to him on Thursday how I hated the Murdochs for what they have done for the NO. He said " Don't waste time hating the Murdochs. Just remember The Murdochs hate the Murdochs" RIP Dad XXXX

Just an update First - Dad is stable -- Stable enough to ask the young Asian intern for her phone number. He thinks there's a date night. Second -- he wants you to know that this account was 3 people. Him, Rosemary, who now has dementia and keith who passed away recently

Dad Update. He is stable. I sat with him last night and watched the Matildas. Afterwards he said "I suppose the men will do the right thing now and take a pay cut" Thanks again for all the kind wishes

Thank you all for your kind words. I am a bit overwhelmed. I read some out to my father. He smiled. He is stable now and even improved a little.

Hi all I am @ElmerRudd 's daughter. He is leaving here as he is deeply unwell. He says thank you to all the friends he made here and only wishes he can live long enough to vote yes and help Australia become a better place. Thanks.

@SquigglyRick @carmen_seaby That Rick is deeply unfair to mister morrison How do we know he was involved at all? It could have been, and was highly likely one of the other scott morrison's

@Nutsportbowler @piersmorgan @StuartBroad8 My first thought then Fred Trueman -- Gough? Alec bedser, Snow? Brian Statham, botham and the bloke up the other end Anderson was/is pretty handy Jesus can some wankers just settle down a bit -- broad was better than most but BTW his not walking when Agar got him was a disgrace

@piersmorgan @StuartBroad8 Bob Willis 😳

An Australian guard of honour for their greatest bowling foe @StuartBroad8

BREAKING England Wins "World's Greatest Wankers". "It will sit nicely on the trophy shelf alongside our awards for "Europe's Biggest Knobs" (Awarded for Brexit), and the Universe's Best Hypocrites for all the colonial killing stuff", Chief Wanker @piersmorgan whined!

Just like @piersmorgan facing @BrettLee_58 #TearsMorgan

@Kangaroo_Court @CorruptNSW @NACCgovau @ClareONeilMP @YouTube No its not -- jesus ease up -- Let them do their work

NACC sitting on Peter Dutton / Home Affairs corruption report but won’t release it. NACC cover-up? #auspol @NACCgovau @ClareONeilMP youtu.be/gCCzNiH9rGo via @YouTube

@kity_katz @frankbcdn @slpng_giants_oz nothing changes -- here's geelong magistate James Kilgour getting away with getting a maid pregnant trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/arti… time @GreaterGeelong changed a street name methinks as part of reconciliation here's kilgour killing aborigines

@slpng_giants_oz High-profile people are like kryptonite for a justice system described by law reform campaigner, Peter Norden, as a flawed model based on our penal settlement past. A system which assumes criminality in people on welfare, & presumes innocence in people with powerful connections.

The un-named accused's defence requests the phone records of the alleged victim in a rape trial. How can any victim feel confident their confidential communications wont be splashed across the front pages of a newspaper or the feature story on the TV. #Auspol

@piersmorgan The Fuhrer Piers Morgan and his Bazball Downfall. captiongenerator.com/v/2291105/bazb… #ashes #ENGvAUS #tearsmorgan 📷

REMINDER: This is how Australia felt comfortable retaining the Ashes… running out one of our best batsmen when he believed the over was finished and walked off to speak to his teammate. Trevor Chappell will be bursting with pride.

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@therealslymer yes

@ElmerRudd Excellent work. I reckon the “Steiner..” bad news bit should be “It’s rained in Manchester. We could not have foreseen this.”

And Thus for services to Australian Cricket he was Knighted to be forever known as Sir Johnny Dropalot #SirJohnnyDropalot #Ashes2023 #ENGvsAUS #crying

BREAKING Bairstow's Nappy doubles as Hanky for Tears Morgan #Ashes2023

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🚨 BREAKING: Piers Morgan has changed his name to Tears Morgan after failing to stop his tears since December, BBC reports

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@ElmerRudd I have him as Jonny Iron Gloves, which works nicely to the Jimmy Anderson chant.