Elon Altman

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Elon Altman

@ElonAltman

Comedy Cellar Comedian. Winner of NY's Got Talent. AXS TV Gotham Comedy Live. Co-host of @billyjoelatoz podcast.

New York, NY Katılım Mart 2011
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“I cannot stress enough” - my brain
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New nickname for LeBron: King of King of Prussia
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“Bronny, this season’s new Laker jerseys are in there. Just right around the corner.”
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New nickname ideas for LeBron: -LeJawn -LeBronjamin Franklin -Rocky Baldboa
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LeBron’s the first person to move from Bel Air to West Philadelphia.
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Major cost savings now that LeBron and Jaylen Brown can buy hair dye in bulk.
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They’re called the 76ers because that’s the year LeBron was born.
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King James was considering deicide 😮
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Farm life is the best. City folk can’t understand the joy of drinking milk straight from the cow, or eating eggs right out of the chicken.
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Dancing at a Mighty Mighty Bosstones concert:
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I’m so bad at gambling.
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You’re seeing The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX? I’ll save $30 and watch it on my 8 inch phone.
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Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:
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