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@OtPersimmon Things that never happened 😕

We met in the most unserious way possible. I was already having a bad day, running late, mentally arguing with myself, when this man had the audacity to bump into me and not even apologize properly. Not a real apology. One of those “sorry” with vibes of “but it’s lowkey your fault.” So obviously, I did what any sane person would do… I dragged him. And instead of being normal and leaving, he stayed. Arguing back. Matching my energy. Smiling like this was somehow… entertaining?? From that moment, I decided he was my enemy. We kept “randomly” running into each other after that. Same café. Same street. Same annoying face. Always something to argue about coffee orders, music, who bumped into who first (still him, by the way). Weeks turned into this ridiculous routine of arguing, eyerolls, and “coincidental” meetings that felt less coincidental every time. Then one day, it rained. Like, serious rain. Lagos did its thing. I was stuck, annoyed, already preparing to suffer home, and guess who appeared… umbrella in hand, looking entirely too pleased with himself. He didn’t even say anything at first. Just stood beside me and tilted the umbrella slightly so it covered me too. I said, “Don’t think this changes anything.” He said, “Of course not. You still owe me an apology.” I almost pushed him into the rain. But I didn’t move away either. We walked like that… arguing quietly under one umbrella, stepping over puddles, pretending we didn’t both notice how easy it suddenly felt. Somewhere between “you’re annoying” and “text me when you get home,” things… shifted. And now? Now this same man that I couldn’t stand is the one I call when my day goes wrong, the one who knows exactly how I take my coffee, and the only person allowed to annoy me on a daily basis. Still my enemy, by the way. Just… my favorite one.

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

Imagine your father’s age mate paying you for sleeping with him while his own daughter is in the UK getting a Master’s degree. And you think you’re chopping him? When in reality, he’s protecting his own from ever ending up like you.

@Mr_Ceo_____ You and your fake life

Was buying a Nissan Altima 2019…. She was a buying a Honda Civic …..i cracked a joke about the Honda and she laughed so hard… she asked where i was from and i said Ghana…. That was all… we will ge getting married soon❤️

At 23, with no prior experience, I turned this dilapidated building into Nigeria’s first offgrid hospital. Here’s how (5 principles) 🧵: 📍 Enugu, Nigeria

@LevelBouy How about second round? Same?

My sperm whenever am having sex with my favorite person 😭

@IamVerlardean @MrMekzy_ You don't want to buy food from th3 $20k monthly? Eii

@MrMekzy_ 3 & 4

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

@cryptoearlyadop @imbrakoby For real?

@imbrakoby Hawas ice is the worst one yet

Thank me later

@JA_AGYEKUM You're a moron

You are just wasting public funds on paintings... whiles ashanti region needs more improvement

Ghana demands compensation for slavery in landmark UN vote bbc.in/4rRUjny

@LaNRaY_SHeeRan I have a blue print. Can we talk?

Bro 450 comments & 2m views. If I were a pretty gal all I just do is post my pics 5 times a day. Especially if my ass was big. No need stressing ur time creating content

@De_Skillionz @ellyserwaaa Ice block

@ellyserwaaa What Did They Use To Chill The Water In The Gallon?

This is how chilled water was sold in the streets of Accra back then; with a gallon and a cup

@Blakwata @ellyserwaaa 2002

@ellyserwaaa Gave me the exact year..?

“if you’re a writer, say ‘i miss you’ without writing ‘i miss you’.”

so my guy planted drugs in his girls car & planned with police to arrest her then tell her to make a call & they'll arrest him too then he'll shockingly propose to her.. when they caught her, she said she wanted to call her boyfriend first.. she called another guy 😂💀

nothing dey pain man pass make right person need your help for wrong time

There’s a new group of men born between 1987-1998 that have completely shown no interest in marrying us. Their only interest is soccer, cars and their friends.

Let's do guess game, I pose a question about myself, and then you guess if you guess right, then I send you money. Are you in?

@rameekjunes Let's gooo

1. Steal the blueprint (legally) Find a monetized channel dominating your niche. Grab 10–15 links to their top videos. Drop them into a new NotebookLM as Sources. Then ask: "Break down the exact script structure, hook styles, pacing, and tone. Give me the blueprint behind this channel's success." That's their playbook. Now it's yours.