Uncle Owen

“…with a motor launcher.”

@ClaireMax Who the fuck even is this loser

“I’ve never spoken to you, you’re lying for clout” Posts screenshots of a completely innocuous conversation with me that SHE STARTED to try to prove some kind of point lol You’re right Kari. I don’t know you. But YOU invited ME and my wife on your girls trip. YOU followed us first. YOU interacted with us first. YOU STARTED ALL OF THIS. Talk about parasocial lol.

@ClaireMax You’re a fucking MACHINE!!

Doing pushups on my living room floor in 2020 vs now. Never give up fam

@AkemySama As well you should!

Ada spam (sorry I'm obsessed about how I looked with this cosplay :P)

@peachypop_cos Your HAIR is incredible omg

Time to pan for gold (and by that I mean $1 playables) in the mountain of cards~ come hang and chat with some lofi jams, starting momentarily! 💖

@LyraLoreModel Laser nipples, like Kraven the Hunter

I need more upgrades, what should I get?

@DivineManhood God, you’re so fucking boring

8 BIGGEST Red Flags in Women: 1. Tattoos:

@ClaireMax I need that shirt

Pleased to report that my biceps have gotten even bigger

@sagepriv425 Doooope

@sagepriv425 I know it’s not the focus here but I love your hair so much

@LyraLoreModel “Sometimes”

Sometimes I like to be pretty

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

No one better add my ass to a group chat in 2026 I’ll block everyone

@LyraLoreModel Goodness

Choices were made 💅🏻

@DSVirus That’s been my hang up checking out the series tbh

So far this Fallout season is a little better than season 1, I'm enjoying it. I do NOT like the BoS stuff though.

@royaltyrozanov Sound boomer I think you mean

i don't mean to sound millennial but are you guys aware that tattoos will stay on your body for the rest of your life?

@omystephanie Im sorry people suck so bad

Hey guys I’m gonna stop sharing photos here because of g r o k! I’m sorry but I’m over the bullshit 🩷🙏

@Pirat_Nation It’s nice to want things baldy

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.

@omystephanie Ai blows, fuck them

In hot water in my town fb group again because I mentioned that Ai might be bad for the environment and a town that lives in a national forest should maybe care about that, I’m being stoned to death

@LyraLoreModel Lasers

It's a whole new year for transformation How do you think I'll be changing this year?