Abigail Steed

@RF_Travel_News So that’s a revised timetable for the revised timetable of the original revised timetable? Anyone remember what the original timetable was? Should we rename you the Floating bridge MK2?

Due to an interceptor seal failure on RJ6 we will be operating a revised timetable for the afternoon of 13/02 and morning of 14/02 . Please see redfunnel.co.uk/service before travel. Apologies for the inconvenience caused to your journey.

@phillipoKneen I think you should put the boat in the harbour and the man in the sea. For lots of reasons.

@phillipoKneen That chocomel is a solid choice.

When on freelance assignments, I like to save the £150 a day accommodation & food allowance & live a hobo for a few days instead…I think most of the food groups are represented? 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

can’t believe the chancellor did all those tax cuts behind the prime minister’s back

@RoryStewartUK You mean any of the jobs.

In the end he has to go because he will lose ministers faster than he can replace them and Nadine Dorries cannot do all the jobs in government

@BulbUK Yep I’ve seen your copy and paste reply to all the other people in the same boat as me. Your maths doesn’t add up.

@BulbUK if I’m paying £81 a month and only using £68.81 of gas and electric with £56 of credit, why are my payments increasing to £117.40??

@MartinSLewis I’ve not received it yet.

Have you been sent your application date for the fifth self-employment grant (or logged in and found it). If so when is it. We're trying to work out when it starts. Looks like the 3rd Aug is the earliest so far?

@RF_Travel_News Are they back in service yet?

Red Jet suspended until further notice due to a mechanical fault, our next update will be at 12:00 We apologise for the inconvenience caused to your journey

My(M26) gf(F26) stopped talking to me after i called her one day old nephew"boiled potato" rareddit.com/r/relationship…

@MartinSLewis Please ask him how we are expected to survive after almost five months with zero income? Late April isn’t good enough, people are desperate now.

According to the docs SEISS 4 will be claimable from late April. That will be a blow for many of the self-employed who are desperate for the money now - and relatively is much later in the schedule than previous grants. I am awaiting confirmation and hope I'm wrong #budget21

@redditships I’d rather buy a Mac and deal with a malfunctioning husband than buy a PC and end up putting my head through the screen.

My (32F) husband (33M) is adamant that my next computer be a Windows PC, adding to my already huge pile of stress

I have to retweet this a second time because it just might be my favorite tweet ever. #fourseasonslandscaping #ByeByeTrump

@CFCJamiee @AFP Don’t come here. We have enough problems and don’t need Trump supporters adding to them.

#BREAKING Trump arrives back at White House, following news of his defeat

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@redditships I’m pretty sure this is an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

My [19M] coworker [25F] who hates me invited me over to have dinner and some drinks with her, why??!

@RishiSunak Has Donald Trump hijacked your twitter account? What are you thinking? Where is your conscience?

The good news we've all been waiting for. thesun.co.uk/money/11709413…

@RishiSunak Bloody hell, read the room.

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle