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Elyce Phillips

@ElycePhillips

Nonsensemonger. Writes things for Hard Quiz. Draws things for you. She/her.

Naarm/Melbourne, Australia Katılım Nisan 2009
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Want to buy some ART? What if I told you it was all portraits of Gine Rinehart? But then what if I also told you it was to raise money for some Indigenous environmental orgs? Well, come on down to our art auction this Saturday!
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You: I want to go to Madrid to go see Saturn Devouring His Son Me: We have Goya at home. (Please come buy this on Saturday, I don’t want it in my house)
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One painting down! Unfortunately, it’s been a while since I’ve painted or used charcoal and I forgot how hectic fixative spray is and now I’ve fully turned my room into a den to huff fumes in.
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I’ve got two Ginas brewing and they’re both at the full horror stage of being works in progress.
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Want to buy some ART? What if I told you it was all portraits of Gine Rinehart? But then what if I also told you it was to raise money for some Indigenous environmental orgs? Well, come on down to our art auction this Saturday!
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Once again crawling onto this website to offer you a little event you might like to come to, before backing away and not coming back on here for months and months…
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(but also it is very nice and validating and a bit dream-fulfilling to slowly be turning into the kind of act that the other comedians come to late at night after their shows)
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I mean, if venues are reading this, I love to sell tickets, OF COURSE. I do business! I love to participate in commerce and the exchange of comedy for cold hard cash.
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Two people on two different nights have told me the show has ‘Too Many Cooks’ vibes, so if you’re into that, come along!
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Truly thrilled to have made a show that self-selects the correct audience
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#MICF achievement unlocked: had my first EVER walkouts last night! In an audience participation bit where I ask what TV show people last binge-watched, someone said ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ and I lightly roasted them, and apparently they walked out with their mate.
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