Missy E

@lbbdcouncil when the hell are you collecting my damn brown bin? It didn’t get collected for 10 days before Christmas and still not collected! Every time I log onto my account the date of collection changes! And you had the cheek to increase my council tax bill!

@phoenixartsclub hi…I am trying to get in contact with someone, I have emailed the customer care email address and had no reply and I can’t find a telephone number anywhere. Can some reply to me please. Thanks

@Matt_Pinner Teacher…without teachers theres no doctors, farmers, police, lawyers or soldiers

Be honest

@RoyalMail I live a 4 Ellerton GARDENS!!! How many more damn times are my parcels going to be delivered to 4 Ellerton ROAD?!?! Royal Mail yoy are an absolute joke!

@MartinSLewis How to I select all 4?

Today's Poll: Which of four these things do you find the MOST annoying? 1. People having loud conversations on speaker phones in public/ on public transport 2. Unpicked up dog poo in the street 3. No loo roll in public loos 4. Constant 'sorry we have unusually high call volumes' messages when on hold

@neighbours How about a thrupple? Did neighbours try that once already?

Are you... #TeamRhett #TeamColton

@Jenny_1884 I work at a hospital near @SpursOfficial and when it’s match day I sometimes can’t even get parked in the hospital car park that I’ve already paid to park in because of their fans/visitors 😡

NHS car parks should be free to staff & visitors. Who else agrees?

@CfcNobar @kxng_edz My daughter started taking lessons before her theory…she’ll be ready for a test about June time but earliest I could get was September

No driving tests till 2026 is DARK. You lot with theory tests expiring this year be easy man

@audreyaguilarr Dolce Vita by Dior…..just beautiful and always get compliments

LADIES don’t gatekeep what’s a perfume/body oil you wear that gets compliments everytime you leave the house? I need something new.

Finally get to the front and no damn tests! @GOVUK what you doing to sort this out? This really is a joke!

Now I’m back to the beginning and I’m 22000 in the queue! WTAF

@GOVUK was over 6000 in Quentin book driving test, finally got to from and 504 gateway error on web page, now can’t book for another week! What kind of rubbish system is this! Sort it out, really not acceptable!

@LaurynNeig95340 Honestly, I’m just lucky I’m off work today otherwise how would I ever book a test? Doing for my daughter as she’s got to get to sixth form. I just don’t know how people are getting test?! Good luck to you

@Em1234567 SAME THING FOR ME was in the site changing the date then crashed went back to 18000

@Jenny_1884 Midwife means “with woman”. It has nothing to do with gender. I’m at midwife and I worked really hard to be able to call myself one

So the word Midwife could now offend some people. Tough. Midwife’s have been around for ever & ever, so why all of a sudden does the word offend? This Country has gone completely bonkers 😜 I sometimes feel like I live in some sort of madhouse.

@FeralPHunter Do men not realise we have a whole extra organ in our body called a uterus? She’s gorgeous

so many men on here are actually gay

@benonwine Was….still is more like

Who was a fan of Only Fools and Horses?

@VeganPostMortem @Ednassyla @hamsterbone36 @JamzLnd Of all the people commenting on this thread that they don’t understand why people don’t want kids why “clarify” it to the person whose defending peoples rights not to want kids..make it make sense my friend

@Em1234567 @Ednassyla @hamsterbone36 @JamzLnd They didn't come at you lol, they clarified their position, so did I, hope you don't think I'm attacking you either. Sheesh.

Saddest thing about barely anyone wanting kids is some of the best people I know aren’t having them whilst some superdemons are having 7.

@hamsterbone36 @JamzLnd Because they don’t just think of their own selfish need to want kids, they think about what it would mean for the child, this is a crappy world to live in

@JamzLnd I don’t understand how people don’t want kids

@McDonaldsUK why can’t your staff get a simple order correct? Every delivery is missing straws, sauces and at least one item…today a double cheeseburger and then of course you can’t contact anyone! So unbelievably frustrating!