Emeka

They said Peter Obi defeated Professor Osinbajo in a debate 😂😂.

i was in church yesterday when this girl called to borrow my jorts but i said i couldn’t give any out because they were gifts. plus I haven’t even won any of them. she said no problem, and we ended the call on good terms, just to see this

Suck her toes not her boobs

That guy you people call Queen's Gambit would have had a lots of people showing him love for just that picture in The Louvre if he hadn't aligned with Saul He was really liked on this app

Guyssssss 😭 One of the pharm tech snitched and word got to the theatre. My husband’s cousin who works as a nurse came to the pharmacy to “beat this babe”. Like, she was going to swallow her alive. She just marched in, picked out the girl and said “are you the one that wants to see Dr E.?”, when the girl confirmed she was, she almost pounced on her. “who are your parents?” “Ashawooooooo” “you no even fine sef, na this worwor face you wan take collect person husband?” At first the girl didn’t clock what was happening so it was quickly turning into a hot exchange of words. As she was embarrassing the girl and we were trying to hold her, she was apologizing to me, and that was when it finally occurred to our small wife that she has effed up seriously. She became so quiet, like a dog soaked in rain. In between my husband walked in with another man who turned out to be the friend’s husband. Apparently he went upstairs to report to the friend first that her friend wants to scatter his marriage. He asked me “babe are you okay?”, I only said “our small wife brought me lunch why won’t I be okay?”. Then he turned to her and asked “when you asked me for my number, did I not tell you my wife will beat you up?” The girl started crying. I almost felt sorry for her because the embarrassment was too much. The friend’s husband was just looking at her and saying “Violet why you do this thing? na so you be? tell them sorry make you comot from here” The friend’s husband sha took her away but my husband’s cousin kept clapping and doing “wooooooooo”. It was all so funny. The pharm techs secured the soup inside the fridge. They asked them to bring it out and they said “police no dey release evidence”. 😭🤣🤣

“My fellow South East people, are our votes going to count next year, or are we going to wåste them?” — Governor Soludo speaking during the APGA South East Zonal Stakeholders Meeting yesterday.