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@xtinaistyping @orbette Probably 10....but decaf if that still counts.

Serious poll time: if you're British and work within range of a kettle, how many cups of tea do you drink a day? Feel free to reply if you have Strong Thoughts and Feelings on this.

I went from feeling overwhelmed and anxious I was being judged to feeling overcome with emotion at the kindness and patience shown by him. And that, dear reader, is why @AldiUK will always be the best supermarket. ✌🏼❤

I managed to get her into the seat and he entertained her while I unloaded my shopping, he then chatted to her the whole time he scanned it through while I packed. He told me it was so hard being a parent and that I was doing great.

🧵 So I experienced my first real toddler tantrum today in public, in Dronfield @AldiUK. My 17 month old daughter went *nuclear*. I mean, refused to sit in the trolly seat, refused to stand in the trolly, refused to be held, was screaming, flailing and really *going for it*

Every aspect of our lives should reflect society and the wider world

@JETYork @castindoncaster Sorry I never replied to this, I rarely check this account these days! Yes we had tickets but couldn't go as Robyn caught covid and was isolating 💔

@castindoncaster Did you know about this @EmDawber ? X

Wish, our magical show for babies opened over the weekend and it looks like these babies had a great time with their grown-ups! Wish is a one of a kind show with music, signing, baby sign and digital projection, it's a beautiful sensory experience for little ones ✨

Hey @LushLtd you might want to reconsider the seal on your bottles because this has leaked in the post, and was supposed to be a Christmas gift 🥺

Nice one, Ange. @BorisJohnson maybe if you ask nicely, the Chanellor will let you shadow her for a week or two? Show you how it's done.

@CreatingKT *blushes*

@bzzjosie A comic

@MattHancock Oh fuck off.

Here for this 🍿🍿🍿🍿

That first beer in a pub post lockdown... #Chug

What the living fuck is this mess?! Where are the police man-handling them to the ground?! Where is the tabloid cover calling them out? *all the swears*

Either I have super human strength or @Wickes are having me on with these "solid pine" shelves... 👀

@AlimJayda See also: "...and it never did us any harm" and "they just don't make X like they used to"

Hi @lampandlight_uk any chance you could answer your phones or answer your emails? Been trying for a week to process a return... thanks!