Esso Are

You can tell by just looking at #MarthaAndSnoop that their doing it.

@KaylaChowShow I hope my butt doesn't hurt too nuch after this...

@KaylaChowShow Why don't we wait to finish the taxes after this romp?

@KaylaChowShow Oh god please...

@DavaStarr Quoted from the Book of Esso, chap.1, verses 1-15.

To all but like 19 of yall...

@HacksawIs Stoned cold killa

@EmGnZbT As a matter of fact, they did. 🤣

Shaved the beard and now I have a goatee thing going on. Waddya think?

When on fire #IWishFolksWouldStop, drop, and roll.

#IWishFolksWouldStop defecating in public without cleaning up afterward.

#IWishFolksWouldStop barking so much and be waggin' more.

#TheresNoHashtagGameSo put your phone on a tee, golf or baseball work best, and swing.

#TheresNoHashtagGameSo put your phone in a vice and slowly squish it to pieces.

#TheresNoHashtagGameSo everyone meet.up on @napster

@ThatEricAlper The Canadian National Anthem

#BackInMyDayWe filed a lawsuit to change this hashtag 30-years later to #BackInOurDay. We lost...

#BackInMyDayWe had to submit our responses to hashtag games through the U.S. Postal Service.

#BackInMyDayWe rode bicycles without helmets, against traffic, and started smoking unfiltered Camels in grade school. #KidsToday vape, if they use tobacco at all, don't ride bikes, and cry if they crash their computer.

@HacksawIs They aren't even surprised anymore in Alabama...

Meanwhile in Arkansas...

@MarieAllOverAg1 Minus 8 months and some 30ish or so days and/or in mommy's tum-tum

@DonaldJTrumpJr Yay for you DJjr! That's the most people in your lobby at one time since 2017.

Trump DC hotel open for DCPD. Strange the our wonderful & totally unbiased press corps had ZERO questions for pres sec on Nat’l Guard troops being move out of a congressional building into an open cold garage. If Trump were pres they would be “outraged”

@TurdburglarMr @TeddyFeed The mystery has yet to be solved. Have you seen them in the same place at the same time?

@EmGnZbT @TeddyFeed Oh crap! She's a separate person? Here I thought that was Guy Fieri in drag.

His popularity rapidly declined in a matter of days 📉