FingerMaster_9000⁷

A camera makes everything 10x better

#yoonkook au where— anonymous rapper agust d finally reveals his identity and talks about his life in an exclusive first time interview. but 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 actually takes the internet by the storm is the intense chemistry he seems to share with the cute interviewer.

i need someone to draw yuri of them.

i’m down for any pronouns but being called he/him does unfortunately make me mourn the giant cock i should’ve been born with

@squishtannie NO THAT'S SO REAL

guys i’m gonna put a warning in my bio that everything i say is a joke and nothing is serious cause i was gonna make a post but after ex oomfs cancellation i must be careful 😰😰😰

@squishtannie I CAN ADD YOUUU

@EmShard127 WHERE

i wanna start a book club but instead of reading books it’s fanfics

every five seconds i switch btwn diff bts duos and call them married and maybe i think maybe all seven of them r married…. has anyone thought of this

@lesbigguk @agustggukie and that comeback post.

I need a fic about them having hate sex after a gang fight, all beaten up, smearing blood on each other’s clothes

first yall cancelled the omegaverse and now boy coochie. you’ve gone too far

así como mete canastas ojalá me metiera la verg

wait i’ve literally commented under fifty bts concert gcs and i haven’t been added to a single one

Part of having a big vocabulary is using words you don’t exactly know the definition of but for some reason you know you’re using it right

dom ≠ top sub ≠ bottom

yes ok we're just friends but I'd fuck you if you asked.

@_Evilmixedgirl dms ma😛

@EmShard127 Drop the email 😩

I want my pus rubbed

What’s Katseye thought they was giving

yo los leo con más ganas un hombre sin vagina es como un angel sin alas

WE GONNA C THE TANNIES FLUSHED AND SWEATY AND MOANING AND CHOKING ON THAT FUCKING CHICKEN WING