Emily Nyman

@hammerito yuck

Last baseball bit: I never want to hear about Aaron Judge again. He is a garbage time home run derby ambush machine and the fact that he can't do anything with a full roster around him says everything. The US needs to change the way they develop talent if they ever want to win

@PhishPhry84 Yeah the veg on bottom threw me for a loop but I didn’t mind it

@EmSheDoesIt Veg on the bottom is wild behavior

hell yeah brother

@Lagwagonsheroes what do u wackos call it? hoagie? grinder? lol

@EmSheDoesIt you lose me at hero lolololol

@aipriverses drunk moron

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@RealHeathcliffs don't be afraid to toss him, blue

19 Mar 2026

@Lagwagonsheroes this was actually just an american hero but i asked for no ham bc im not crazy about coldcut ham lol the place i got it calls it "American Beauty"

@EmSheDoesIt i see roast beef and turkey - which in so many areas has the strangest names for this sub combo - does it have a silly name?

@shaylarz add this stuff and you'll fucking love it in no time lol

I will make myself like coffee if it’s the last thing I do.

this is from Manor Deli in Garden City for any locals who are curious

@Blochead4real everything about it is amazing but the bread specifically is insane

@EmSheDoesIt Would destroy

@JeremyIKaufman 😭😭😭

God on the day of rest after creating the universe:

@willgchase Evil genius

@EmSheDoesIt How did she do this

just caught Apollo with her face in a bowl of goldfish crackers licking the shit outta them. She is grounded and not allowed to make any plans until the end of the school year

@ksujoel 🥹

@EmSheDoesIt I’m not much of a Lego guy, but I saw the post and immediately thought of you lol

@EmSheDoesIt Have you picked up one of these, yet?

@JeremyIKaufman LOL

@EmSheDoesIt Every ballpark coming up with new insane food monstrosities before the season starts next week

This is a terrible vessel for nachos

@jvIias LOL

@EmSheDoesIt Free Apollo walk out tomorrow at 9am

@boogiedownbro That would be cool

@EmSheDoesIt Let bands play during games.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Ppl being like, “how do we recreate the energy of the WBC during the regular season?”, do ppl not understand the vibe difference between a 2 week tourney w a single game elimination format & a 162 game season over 5 months? Like what the hell

@MissRoyalKC_OF That’s a good point

@EmSheDoesIt It's basically your fault for leaving them out. They're little salty fishes!