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I tried dating again. Arranged to meet a guy, spent time getting ready, and got ghosted.
That's enough tryna find a husband for another year. Time to lock in, stay hot, get rich, buy that Lambo, and get a dog
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Yoda's Swamp Katılım Kasım 2023
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Never seen 2 people happier. They laugh together, bitch about work together, and have good banter between them.
If you relate to the original post this isn't the "dark side of marriage" - you married the wrong person.
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My parents have been nearly married 40 years.
1. They're still horny for eachother, and aren't afraid to show it.
2. They even work together and enjoy eachothers company.
3. Finances are combined, it's "their" money - not his or hers.
4. They love their routines.
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𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘@eagleseyeinc
dark sides of marriage you need to know before you commit 1. intimacy fades, you’ll get tired of sex 2. you’ll become just mere roommates who pay bills together and discuss responsibilities 3. resentment can build quietly and before you notice, it becomes normal or hatred 4. financial stress destroys romance faster than infidelity ever could 5. you can lose yourself or your identity so much that you forget who you were before the commitment 6. you can be feeling lonelier sleeping with him/her next to you than you felt sleeping alone 7. routine makes everything feel repetitive, boring and emotionally draining 8. many people stay cos of the kids while dying silently inside they won’t teach you this in school, only experience will and i learnt them the hard way over the years so bookmark and share with others buena suerte 👍
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Getting taxed on your wages, then getting taxed on anything you buy. Then getting taxed again on any interest above £1000 you make on the money you already paid taxes on. Then when you die your children pay inheritance tax on the money you were already taxed on 💀
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n
Name a huge scam that has been normalised?
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This kid acquired money and fame, and the only people around him now want to use him for his money and fame. No genuine friendships or connections. Coping with intense loneliness and lack of real connection by overdosing on drugs and partying. Sad story, probably sad ending too.
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ
Clavicular is enjoying his new lifestyle as a club owner, relaxing in his own private section with 2 escorts 👀
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Cheating in video games should result in life imprisonment.
Some would say this is overkill, but it's simple - don't cheat and you won't go to jail. There's 0 reason for anyone to NEED to cheat in games. Send em to the dungeons 👋
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I dunno why men decided that peak male hairstyle rn is the one on the left and not the one on the right.
As a woman with eyes, there is nothing attractive about a fade. Whoever did Ryan Goslings hair in Hail Mary - they know what women actually want
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@LeotheLion25 One of the girls had guys approach her several times and refuse to fuck off even when she clearly wasn't interested. Got grabbed on the way out too and had to tell ppl to fuck off and leave us alone. Real problem in the UK for men in clubs to harass and physically touch women
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Men in nightclubs are predators - live from a nightclub.
Women however, are friendly and respectful, especially in the toilets. Just made 3 new friends and got told I was stunning.
My group have been groped and harassed by several men though so far
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It's low-key mental that airlines charge the price of a small reasonably priced car to sit in a glorified armchair that all you plan to do is sleep in
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I hate TV shows that waste an entire episode on flashbacks
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Daily hate post towards UK BMW drivers.
Did you know that BMW drivers are responsible for 20% of road traffic accidents in the UK?
Cunts🖕
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Some people scroll memes when they can't sleep. I open up MT5 and trade gold CFD's like counting sheep. Up 160% on my account since Monday. Bosh
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Some people revolve their entire persona online around complaining and being SJW's, then wonder why nobody wants to interact with their content
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US always starts wars and airstrikes on weekends because that's when the stock market is closed
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It should be $0.
US tipping culture is toxic as fuck, and all it serves is to cause conflict amongst the public.
I don't know why tf they decided carrying plates from A to B warrants such a big monetary reward.
Blame your government for it's minimum wage, not your customers.
Mr PitBull Stories@MrPitbull07
We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson
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"don't send hate towards this person BUT-" = I'm about to say something that's going to result in targeted harassment and I don't care.
Engagement farming at the expense of others is peak internet cringe.
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Wild they made the train guy the new presenter of The Grand Tour and not put him in charge of UK transport infrastructure
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When I win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
K.O.@kofromatatf
This lawyer is selling three black leather chairs on FB marketplace. He wins. 😂😂
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