Em & Friends

For the person who has everything, and IS everything, this card pretty much says everything. This card stands on its own, but rigorous in-house testing has shown it also pairs well with flowers or a nice bottle of something drinkable. --EMF Get it here: bit.ly/3jQF9gs

Our new sticker birthday cards include both "Cat Lady" and "Dog Mom" versions! ("Reptile Guardian" didn't make the cut.) (That's a joke. A weird joke, but hey. We're tired.) --EMF Shop our new sticker cards here: emilymcdowell.com/collections/st…

Introducing 11 brand-new cards for life in 2020. Now maybe more than ever, we really want to help people support each other—and sometimes laugh—through ridiculously hard times. Adequate is the new fucking amazing. ❤️💔❤ Find all of our newest cards here: emilymcdowell.com/collections/new

If you have a friend who could use a reminder of their brazen badass-ness in the face of *gestures around everywhere,* we've got a card for that. (And now it's a magnet, too!) --EMF. Get this card here: bit.ly/2GtlFzF

Congratulations on joining the NO FUCKS LEFT club. We meet NEVER and eat candy WHENEVER. (This design is also available on a magnet and a tote bag.) Get them here: bit.ly/3bnxy5m

Six new magnets are here! Head to the fridge, get some cheese, get a compliment. Then get some more cheese. Just take the bag of cheese, it's fine. --EMF You can find all the new magnets here: emilymcdowell.com/collections/ma…

Sisterhood of the Resting Bitch Face, unite. And activate. --EMF This mug is available here: emilymcdowell.com/products/activ… This phrase is also available on a magnet and a zipper pouch. Shop link in profile!

This one's for the cat ladies who also love coffee. Or tea. Or cute mugs. We salute you and your huge, unselfish hearts... Because the cats will never know that you have this mug. And even if they did, they still WOULD NOT BE IMPRESSED. Shop mugs here: emilymcdowell.com/collections/co…

Now we get to do Zoom book club, where you don't have to share your wine. Plus, you can spend even MORE time discussing how you didn't read the book. We'll probably (hopefully?) never again have so many plausible excuses for not reading the book. Get it: bit.ly/2NpuJ9H

The tidal wave is real. Especially nowadays. And it's not just when we're starting big, impressive things, like laundry. Some days it's just opening a particular email, or making actual food. Like, it's just too much. Get this journal here: bit.ly/2NO8nO4

Who were YOU before the world got its hands on you? Really, we'd like to know. For example: "I was a 6-year-old aspiring tap dancer mortician." (Yes, this is a real -- and GREAT -- answer from one of our staff!) Get this card (and journal) here: bit.ly/3gyjCHx

30% OFF EVERYTHING! Happy whatever-month-it-is! This year has been 900 days long! What is time, anyway? Use code HAPPYHOLIMAY30 to get 30% off the entire site now through Friday! Shop here: bit.ly/2AC01pN

I would like to go back in time and deliver this card to myself every day between 1992 and 2018. Shit... 2019. Okay fine, even last week. This one is for all the magnificent creatures in your life. Our new collection by @GilbertLiz is available now! emilymcdowell.com/collections/el….

"You are my history and my heart." If there's a lovelier way to tell a long-time friend or lover how much they mean to you, I don't know what it is. Beautiful words by @GilbertLiz on this new card, now available on our site! emilymcdowell.com/collections/el…

Spoiler alert from a middle-aged lady: Shit will not work out. And you WILL survive. And become a stronger, smarter, more resilient, more fucking badass version of yourself as a byproduct. Shop our new @GilbertLiz collection here: bit.ly/2VWYYJH

Introducing six new journals with words by @GilbertLiz! THEY'RE FINALLY HERE. These six lined journals have foil-stamped, flexible cloth covers, and the first page also features a passage of Liz's inspiring writing. Get them here: bit.ly/2VWYYJH .

Fuckin' A! It's our newest sticky note packet, dedicated to nonsensical, yet extremely satisfying curse words! WTF is a douchecanoe, even? Who knows! But we all know what it's like to be surrounded by them: a total shit show. Get it here: emilymcdowell.com/products/fucki…

TODAY is our first class mail shipping cutoff for Valentine's Day delivery! I know, it's still nine days away, but if you want to order a card(s) with cheap or free shipping (all continental US orders over $50), place it by today! Shop here: bit.ly/2Ovmbym

If you want to save on shipping, get those orders in today! Shop here: bit.ly/2Ovmbym

Our Grown-Ass Lady tote bag featured in a list of awesome gifts to get your BFF for Galentines day! Check it out: bit.ly/30Y2oMQ