Simon Emanuel

Swansea super-fan, Chris, shares his story on how he found kindness in the football community ❤️ #BBCFootball

@Eleri_Morgan 😂😂😂

I've just lost my moon cup and now it's a race against the clock who finds it first, me or the dog.

My great grandmother was so mystal that even when she had her kidney stones removed they were in the shape of Stonehenge.

The strange thing is if a cannibal eats a vegan even though their eating a vegan their not actually eating vegan.

I made @TippingPointITV better by adding a live football crowd. @benshephard

Just got my dog fitted out with solar panels after watching @GMB

Nevermind the Cataplilla! I'm suing @AldiUK because their middle isle is a complete rip off of my ADHD riddled mind. #FreeCuthbert

This is fantastic news.

Back live tonight at 7pm on @welshfootball_ #WelshFootball #TogetherStronger #WalesAway #lovefootball #thebeautifulgame #Wales #Cymru #peldroed #clwbpeldroed #clwbcymru #peldroedcymru #loveWales #WalesWatch

Does anybody else think @piersmorgan looks like Bagpuss?

I absolutely adore this piece of art! It's a genuine Bansky and cost nearly 3 grand.

True.

I took my cat to get his balls chopped off yesterday! I was just sick of following him around with that pack of mini condoms.

A sneeze not followed by a 'bless you'? Big mistake...

I was in this show! Popped it here for those who missed it. twitter.com/bbcsesh/status…

I got drunk and fell asleep in Dan-yr-ogof once! So In a way I know exactly how Jesus felt #helsrisen

Honestly this hot weather is dangerous for a ginge like me! I remember when I was a child my mum took us to Florida and my sister came back with a lovely tan but I came back in an urn. #heatwave

Hot weather is my natural enemy as a ginger man. I get third degree burns reading @thesunnews4u #heatwave

Breaking news @Tesco are now sponsoring Jellyfish.

I hate being shown the correct way to exit a plane in an emergency. If my plane is breaking up whilst plummeting through the air and I get sucked the window I think it's a bit unfair if I then get told off for not exiting the plane propley.