Mystic Flour Cookie, Beast of Apathy/Lesbianism

Greetings cookies, I am Mystic Flour Cookie, Beast of Apathy, master of the Ivory Pagoda. My strawpage, for anything questions you might have, or to send comments anonymously. Ivorypagodaapathy.straw.page

@TimeWooter ...That's fair

Here's a tier list. 26 people out of 100 are missing rather because they're not parody accounts or because I missed them.

//Wanted to pop in to say that I'll be largely inactive here for a little bit, maybe a week or two. I'm pretty busy, but I'll be back as soon as possible

@LYCHEEH33 Do you think you could teach me how to do eyeliner sometime? I've never quite got the hang of it

aaa you're making me blush! i wear lipgloss and some eyeliner but unless im going out i dont do anything fancy :3

@LYCHEEH33 You understand

@EmbraceApathy1 type shit

I may have embraced apathy but this is the most attractive moment of my life

I may have embraced apathy but this is the most terrifying moment of my life

if i was the fount of knowledge i'd wait for a cookie to ask me if i was a literal fountain and then i would say "no but this pussy is😛" and then silent salt would seal me in a tree for 1000s of years and the moment i got out i would do it again

Watching Hollyberry and Eternal Sugar to practice my flirting techniques rn

it should be called yuri run and everyone should be sapphic

WRONG LINK ITS THIS ONE lycheehee.straw.page (but you should totally send sage something)

I KNOW YOU LOVE ME! NO NEED TO TELL ME~ lycheehee.straw.page

@LYCHEEH33 Why thank you! I'll make sure to drop by sometime! 😊

@EmbraceApathy1 poor thing... if they ever need a place to stay, my cave is always open! the same goes for you too, of course..

[lychee walks in with a bouquet of pink and white flowers, despite going on plenty of dates before, they are uncharacteristically very nervous.] ehehe hi mysti.. these are for you.. i hope you like them!

@Pearlyocean Hmm... maybe you're right. There's nothing wrong with enjoying some kind words after all

@EmbraceApathy1 “ You know, Flour.. it's not a sin o appear affected by simple words of affection. It's a cookie (humane) trait we all share..! ”

Witches have mercy... We must stay apathetic

@LYCHEEH33 They have been great! Candy Apple Cookie has been coming over a bunch to play with them. Although the war has been making them nervous. I think they're scared something might happen to me

@EmbraceApathy1 ehehe.. so how is cloud haetae doing?

@LYCHEEH33 That's great! *Her smile turns slightly nervous, not entirely used to conversations*

@EmbraceApathy1 [lychee lights up seeing her smile] i'd love to! the mountains are so pretty, i've always wanted to visit...

golden cheese knows exactly what she is #hollysugar #Eternalholly

@YookieCEO I'm fine, I'm fine. Just a little tingly from the lightning bolt

@EmbraceApathy1 Ho, is you good

Back from the fight with Dark Cacao and Stormbringer

This one brings back amusing memories :)