Emeka Ibeabuchi

Someone just asked me who assisted the Bruno goal against Brighton. I told him it is most likely Bruno!

@venom1s Could be interpreted as such!

SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM SHE RAPED HIM

@MikeBales She just delivered in full installment for the service her boss paid for!

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have sex with you. I’ll make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor. By the time you bend down to pick it up, I’ll be done.” She thought about it for a moment, then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend replied, “Go for it, but ask him for $2,000 instead. Pick up the money as fast as you can—he won’t even have time to undress himself.” So she agreed. Half an hour later, the boyfriend called her back. “What happened?” he asked. She replied, “That bastard used coins… I’m still picking them up, and he’s still going!”

@alexottiofr @Dozie_rich Well done, real Mr. Projects!

Yesterday in Aba, we commissioned 14 newly completed road projects across Osisioma, Aba North, and Aba South LGAs. This milestone reflects our unwavering drive to reshape Aba and unlock Abia’s economic potential. The roads include: Aro Amano–Eke Aro Road, Adaelu Road, Geometric Road, Afule Road, Assemblies of God Church Road, Nwogu Ajagba Street, Nwala Street, Sacred Heart Street, Elizabeth Avenue, Nigerian Brewery Ring Road, Etche Road, Mosque Road, Crystal Park Road, and Kingdom Hall Street. These projects are designed to: * Improve connectivity * Ease traffic congestion * Support industrial growth in Aba On Geometric Road, I recalled its poor state not long ago. Today, it stands transformed, lined with industries and opportunities. Afule Road, built as a strategic bypass, will ease pressure on Aba–Owerri Road, while Adaelu Road showcases the speed and efficiency of our project teams. In addition, we flagged off construction of the first phase of the Aba Ring Road (4.9km) under the Greater Aba Development Authority (GADA). This strategic bypass will decongest Aba metropolis, improve access to neighbouring states like Akwa Ibom and Cross River, and further drive urban renewal and economic expansion. Each of these projects reflects our commitment to quality, with proper drainage, street lighting, and durability. As we mark three years in office, these projects are proof of growth and progress, opening new pathways to prosperity for our people. Aba is rising, and together we are shaping the future Abia deserves.

@yominokuni140 Are those male kids? That’s when my concerns will begin!

ママインフルエンサーが宿泊施設のベッドで跳ねる動画をupして大炎上←分かる ↓ 批判派「子供に注意する側としてどうなんだ、自分の家でやれよ」←分かる ↓ 擁護派「流石に叩かれすぎじゃないか」←分かる ↓ ママ「大変申し訳ございませんでした。想像以上の反響で眠れずに食事も喉に通らない。SNSを開くのが怖くて本当に落ち込んでいます」←まあ分かる ↓ ママ「今後は私がどうやって日常の生活を取り戻すのか、その過程をSNSにupしていきます」←？？？

@HaterReport And this unfortunate dramas continue to unravel. The world is watching!

The Spurs have the ball down 98-88 • Refs miss a goaltending call • Ball goes off Chet’s foot • They ignore the coach’s challenge request • SGA gets free throws • Mitch Johnson is hit with a tech • Lu Dort and Tony Brothers laughing on the sideline Us fans deserve better than this smh

@ma1ybe Why? That will just be an overreaction on your part. A woman’s questionable ways often informs the man’s decision to have a DNA test!

If i find out my husband had a DNA test done after i just pushed a baby out, immediately i leave the hospital i'm leaving with my child and serving divorce papers.

@GeneralMCNews So sorry Pam. Get well soon!

BREAKING: Pam Bondi has been diagnosed with thyroid cancer.

@Dussyme Ohio!

Your first guess was wrong… now think smarter 👀🇺🇸 Read twice….. answer once 🤯

@theMadridZone Monetized Presidency!

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: "It's crazy to me that to run for Real Madrid president, you need almost €200M in bank guarantees of your personal money. I'm sure there are many Real Madrid socios who would be better candidates than me and than Florentino Perez, but they can't run because they don't have that kind of money." @COPE

@TouchlineX @rubenuria Isn’t this being disrespectful to Ferran Torres! ?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Barcelona's FIRST OFFER to Atlético Madrid for Julian Alvarez has been rejected: • €70m + Ferran Torres Atlético considered the offer as 'insufficient', and Ferran Torres doesn't want to leave Barcelona. — @rubenuria

@Polymarket It has just escalated further for this dude! Either he couldn’t pay the lawyer or the lawyer is tired of the whole thing!

JUST IN: Chirayu Rana's lawyer drops him just hours before a scheduled court hearing for his alleged defamation, he will now represent himself “pro se”

@BagrescoreBr That’s how it all begins, and then won’t be able to do anything because of misplaced priorities.

🚨 Neymar Jr prepara cabelo azul para se apresentar na seleção antes da Copa do Mundo Detalhe curioso chamou a atenção dos internautas

@FabrizioRomano @ogunlana11 @DailyAFC I never did even as recent as 2 weeks ago!

🚨 “Did you imagine the season could be this good at Arsenal?”. 🏆 Noni Madueke: “I did, that’s why I came so quickly from where I was!”.

@politvidchannel He is not sick. He couldn’t be half as sick as his predecessor was but saw the end of his one term presidency!

BREAKING: Trump could be forced to resign or be removed in a matter of weeks. Doctor says Trump is VERY SICK DOCTOR: TRUMP has “severe daytime somnolence… Chronic insomnia is a severe illness. It can result in an increase in risk of dementia, decrease in cognitive effects in older people.”

@TheDunkCentral @WindhorstESPN @ESPNCleveland I think king James should leave the stage now that the ovation is still loud!

LeBron James is reportedly not willing to take a pay cut to return to the Cavs, per @WindhorstESPN (Via @ESPNCleveland )

@Queen_primis To see the pretty pump attendant for some massage therapy before heading to work.

A woman said her husband started waking up at 5AM every morning to “go for walks.” For 3 months straight. One day she got curious and secretly followed him. Turns out, the man had been walking to a nearby gas station every morning before work 😭

@creepydotorg I find this totally absurd and completely appalling. Going in and out of jail over child she could easily give birth to!

Mary Kay Letourneau was 34 years old when she sexually abused her 12-year-old student, Vili Fualaau. She became pregnant, pleaded guilty to child rape, and was sent to jail. After her release, a court ordered her to stay away from him. She ignored it. Police later found Letourneau with Fualaau in a car, and she was sent back to prison. While behind bars, she gave birth to their second daughter. Letourneau was released in 2004 after serving more than seven years. Less than a year later, she married Fualaau. They stayed married for more than a decade before divorcing in 2019. She died of cancer one year later.

@populicc Nice looking bodies. Remember these bodies remain like this forever. Enjoy them now but embrace the changes when they come!

Simge Sağın, sevgilisi İlkay Şencan ile spor yaptığı anlardan bir fotoğraf paylaştı.

@FabrizioRomano @ogunlana11 I tip Morocco for another semi final (minimum)!

🚨🇲🇦 OFFICIAL: Morocco release World Cup final squad. Achraf Hakimi recovers, and Bouaddi is officially confirmed as part of Morocco project.

@ChibuikeAmaechi See what Peter Obi clearly saw coming and smartly avoided and some horrible characters called him names. Now this!

I REJECT THE CONCOCTED RESULTS OF THE ADC PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES Following reports of widespread voter disenfranchisement in most parts of the country during the African Democratic Congress (ADC) Presidential Primaries yesterday, I unequivocally reject the concocted results being announced. I had initially stated that I will only accept the outcome of the Primaries if the process was free, fair, and transparent, and I stand by my word. I will not accept results from a process that does not reflect the values that the ADC had pledged to uphold, to rescue Nigerians from the impunity and gross mismanagement that our country is currently facing in the hands of the ruling party. There’s no way that about eighty percent of members of the party were not allowed to vote, and you expect me to accept such results. Then what makes us different from the others? The whole idea of the ADC was to give the Nigerian people a platform, to amplify the voices of the downtrodden, and make Nigeria a better place for everyone irrespective of backgrounds, ethnicity, or religion. A party that criticizes the ruling APC and INEC for vote buying, rigging and writing of results, cannot be engaged in vote buying, writing of results, and other electoral malpractices that leads to the disenfranchisement of voters who are party members. This is not acceptable! - Rt Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi