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“Without fuel subsidy, power subsidy and forex subsidy, Tinubu has borrowed more than Obasanjo, Yar Adua, Jonathan and Buhari combined. Where is the money?”

Pau Cubarsí: sent off in the first leg of the UCL quarterfinals Eric García: sent off in the second leg of the UCL quarterfinals Barcelona's center backs struggled vs. Atlético 🟥

When I entered unilag school fees was 16k now it’s almost 200k…. Please go and get your PVC. It’s hard for the average Nigeria to even attend Federal university.

I was standing in the queue at Jendol to pay for the things I bought when the man in front of me answered a video call from a woman. I didn't see what the man was seeing, but I could hear a baby crying over the following conversation... Woman: I can't get him to stop crying. Please do the thing. Man: Baby, I'm at the supermarket. Give me 5 minutes. Woman: Babe, I don't have 5 minutes. I have now, do the thing please. The man sighed and removed his cap. Man: LOOK MIKEY... DAD'S BALD. The crying stopped almost instantly. Woman: Again. The man put his cap back on before removing it even more dramatically this time. Man: MIKEY LOOK... DAD'S BALD. I heard the baby laughing hysterically for the remainder of the video call. Woman: That should do the job until you get home. I appreciate it, thanks. I love you. Man: Love you too. Bye Mikey! Woman: Say bye-bye bald daddy! Babies will humble you.

🟨❌ Vincent Kompany has suggested reconsidering the yellow card rules in the Champions League: “We have more matches in the group stage, yet it’s still three cards. If you make it this far as a centre-back with three yellow cards, you’ve actually done a good job, and still you can be suspended for the semi-finals. I think that’s quite harsh. There might even be a wrong decision in there, and then it’s almost impossible for a centre-back to avoid a suspension. I think this rule is too aggressive - maybe we’ll change it next year.” 🇧🇪

Arne Slot really spent an entire season talking about PSG every week just to get beaten 4-0 on aggregate.

Liverpool has lost 17 times this season with Arne Slot. 👀

“Why did he deny Jesus” E dey very easy to say when you dey behind keypad. I pray nobody will ever have to go through this and i pray he gets his freedom.🙏🏾

It's the history of the Barcelona

Are Liverpool the only team in history to get miles worse after spending £450m the summer before?

A SEMIFINAL AND A POTENTIAL UCL FINAL AWAY FROM A DREAM DEPARTURE FROM ATLETICO MADRID 🏆⏳ ANTOINE GRIEZMANN TRIUMPHS OVER HIS FORMER CLUB, BARCELONA 😤

lol can’t build a three level cantilever slab in a month, do you know the standard curing days for concrete?

Olodo

Ikwerre Hitler’s end will be miserable. All he is doing now to frustrate Opposition will eventually consume him. Good to see the ADC Convention go on against all odds. 👏🏾👏🏾

Akpabio leaked their plan to scatter opposition, they re angry about it.

Some Unseen Hand is Trying to Disrupt the Labour Party, PDP, and ADC – Utomi In all political parties, there will be the good, bad, and ugly, and they are willing tools that can be used by outside forces. Prof. Pat Utomi, Deputy Chairman, ADC Manifesto and Policy Committee

In Mississippi, 14-year-old Carly Gregg came home to find her mom searching her room after being informed she was vaping weed at school. Carly said nothing. She grabbed a .357 Magnum from under the mattress, walked back in, and shot her mother three times in the head. The teen then used her mom’s phone to text her stepdad: “Are you almost home, honey?” When he arrived, she was waiting, and tried to blow his head off too. However, her stepdad managed to wrestle the gun away despite being shot in the shoulder. In 2024, Carly was convicted and sentenced to two life sentences without parole.

The lack of protein for proper brain development is the primal reason why there are so many idiots per square meter in Nigeria.

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Thomas Partey has pleaded NOT GUILTY to two further rape charges. [@SkySportsNews]

🔴🔵 PSG have won 4 of their last 5 away matches in England. 😎🇫🇷 ✅ Liverpool 0-1 PSG ❌ Aston Villa 3-2 PSG ✅ Arsenal 0-1 PSG ✅ Chelsea 0-3 PSG ✅ Liverpool 0-1 PSG