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Because he was drafted with the 57th overall pick, Logan Jones will receive a lifetime supply of ketchup from The Kraft Heinz Company. Jones didn't know the incentive of his draft slot until informed on a zoom minutes after being selected. "I love it! I'll take as much as I can get ... Let’s go ketchup!"

@AdamSchefter April fools?

Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has checked into rehab, his attorney, Levi McCathern, told The California Post.

BRAYLON MULLINS FOR THE WIN 😱 UCONN ELIMINATES DUKE IN THE FINAL SECONDS 👀 (via @MarchMadnessMBB)

@TomPelissero @RapSheet I guess the off-season Najee Harris news was all smoke

Former Ravens RB Keaton Mitchell is signing with the Chargers on a two-year, $9.25 million deal that includes $5M fully guaranteed, per source. Deal negotiated by Christian Kranz and Shane Costa of Generation Sports Group.

@RapSheet This tweet will age well

Alec Pierce re-signed with the #Colts with his $114M contract, in part, because he wanted to play with Daniel Jones for the foreseeable future. That could be reality today.

@AdamSchefter Charbonett stock 📈📈📈

With Kenneth Walker not expected to be tagged, there’s a chance he could become just the fourth player to win Super Bowl MVP and begin the following season with a different team. The other three: 🏈Larry Brown 🏈Desmond Howard 🏈Dexter Jackson

@lukesawhook Stock up on smoothies, mashed potatoes, pudding, yogurt, you won’t be able to chew for 1-3 days after

I get all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow, any tips?

@AdamSchefter I’ll start the bidding at $5

Super Bowl champs now officially for sale:

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not. Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse. This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected. They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

Hiring Sean Mannion as offensive coordinator and Josh Grizzard as pass game coordinator is the benefit of an extended search, where the Eagles cast a wide net. In Mannion, the Eagles get an OC, who is looked at in league circles as a rising star and future head coach, who's learned under Sean McVay, Matt LaFluer, Kevin Stefanski, Klint Kubiak, Dave Canales, Grant Udinski, Kevin O’Connell. In Grizzard, the Eagles bring in a pass game coordinator, who has play-calling experience, who's learned under Mike McDaniel and Liam Coen, was in charge of the number 1 3rd down offense with the Buccaneers in 2024. A rushed search is dumb and makes no sense. Interview an array of candidates, gather intel and ideas, make the best hires. #Eagles

I reached out to the great @MarquesEversoll regarding Packers QB coach Sean Mannion. Eagles fans might enjoy what he had to say: “He’s a fast riser. The story behind him is that Matt LaFleur coached Mannion with the Rams. After the 2023 season, the Bears wanted to interview Mannion for a coaching job. So Mannion set up a call with LaFleur and asked if he could ‘hear his pitch’ to prepare him for the interview. LaFleur was so impressed with his presentation that he basically hijacked him. Mannion interviewed with the Bears, then came to Green Bay and LaFleur hired him on the spot. I think most Packer fans would prefer Mannion as offensive coordinator over Adam Stenavich, for whatever that’s worth.”

@brgridiron 5

Thoughts on the Titans hire of Robert Saleh? They will win ___ games next year…

@RapSheet Terrible decision

From last night…

@ChargersMuse That is some super consistent performance

After four seasons with each the Raiders, Bears and Chargers which franchise does Khalil Mack belong to?

@MySportsUpdate Can they promote Joe Brady?

#Bills GM Brandon Beane is safe and will lead the HC search.

The Associated Press 2025 NFL All-Pro team selected by a national panel of 50 media members: First team Offense Quarterback — Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams Running Back — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta Fullback — Kyle Juszczyk, San Francisco Wide Receivers — Puka Nacua, Los Angeles Rams; Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Seattle; Ja’Marr Chase, Cincinnati All Purpose — Christian McCaffrey, San Francisco Tight End — Trey McBride, Arizona Left Tackle — Garrett Bolles, Denver Left Guard — Joe Thuney, Chicago Center — Creed Humphrey, Kansas City Right Guard — Quinn Meinerz, Denver Right Tackle — Penei Sewell, Detroit Defense Edge Rushers — Myles Garrett, Cleveland; Will Anderson Jr., Houston; Micah Parsons, Green Bay Interior Linemen — Jeffery Simmons, Tennessee; Zach Allen, Denver Linebackers — Jack Campbell, Detroit; Jordyn Brooks, Miami Cornerbacks — Derek Stingley Jr., Houston; Quinyon Mitchell, Philadelphia Slot cornerback — Cooper DeJean, Philadelphia Safeties — Kyle Hamilton, Baltimore; Kevin Byard, Chicago Special Teams Placekicker — Will Reichard, Minnesota Punter — Jordan Stout, Baltimore Kick Returner — Ray Davis, Buffalo Punt Returner — Chimera Dike, Tennessee Special Teamer — Devon Key, Denver Long Snapper — Ross Matiscik, Jacksonville ___ Second team Offense Quarterback — Drake Maye, New England Running Back — James Cook, Buffalo Fullback — Patrick Ricard, Baltimore Wide Receivers — George Pickens, Dallas; Amon-Ra St. Brown, Detroit; Chris Olave, New Orleans All Purpose — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta Tight End — Kyle Pitts, Atlanta Left Tackle — Trent Williams, San Francisco Left Guard — Quenton Nelson, Indianapolis Center — Aaron Brewer, Miami Right Guard — Chris Lindstrom, Atlanta Right Tackle — Darnell Wright, Chicago Defense Edge Rushers — Brian Burns, New York Giants; Danielle Hunter, Houston; Aidan Hutchinson, Detroit Interior Linemen — Leonard Williams, Seattle; Cameron Heyward, Pittsburgh Linebackers — Devin Lloyd, Jacksonville; Ernest Jones IV, Seattle Cornerbacks — Patrick Surtain II, Denver; Devon Witherspoon, Seattle Slot cornerback — Derwin James, Los Angeles Chargers Safeties — Jessie Bates III, Atlanta; *-Talanoa Hufanga, Denver; *-Xavier McKinney, Green Bay Special teams Placekicker — Brandon Aubrey, Dallas Punter — Michael Dickson, Seattle Kick Returner — Kavontae Turpin, Dallas Punt Returner — Marcus Jones, New England Special Teamer — Del’Shawn Phillips, Los Angeles Chargers Long Snapper — Andrew DePaola, Minnesota ___ *-tied for second-team spot

This is genuinely one of the greatest runs in NFL history

I AM SICK #Cowboys #Commanders @FanDuel @_CeeDeeThree @dak

@DynoMC Once the devil Arthur smith leaves he will be good

The biggest dynasty draft bust I can think of that’s not injury-related in a long time:

@BarryOnHere Shoutout Jacob Bobenmoyer @JacobBobenmoyer

Longsnappers just rip off 15-20 year NFL careers without anybody knowing who they are and it's fucking awesome.