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@johnnjenga Are you fine brother?You went silent while we really enjoy you analysis..Ongea usikike Doc

@ignyharaz2 Mwenyewe anajua kesho atanunua Clutch Mpya ?.Ama Bado Ako offline?

Howo 360 iko na nguvu Sana, inavuta loaded Isuzu na zote ziko na watoto. Mwenyewe akiona bei ya new tyres na clutch anatoa machos tu.

@TheCleanCarClub Steer right and reverse

As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it?

Every time the Congolese put their foot down and say they don't want UN in their country, there's a sudden Ebola outbreak. But I guess correlation does not mean causation

@RutoJames7113 Wewe Career ni kutafuta Link ?

Kuna pesa Australia walai.

A while back, I met a young man employed as a clinical officer by Kiambu County. He had also managed to open a clinic, and it was doing very well—there was a huge queue every day. The problem was that he still had to report to his day job. All he had was one hour in the morning and a few hours after 6 p.m. Nonetheless, he managed to see about 30 clients a day at a consultation fee of KSh 600 per person. He also sold medicine and performed procedures here and there. He told me himself that he would make 200k gross profit on a bad month. I suggested he quit his job and focus on the clinic. “Blasphemy,” he said. Anyway,a superior with a bad eye noticed his nice lifestyle including a Toyota harrier,he got transferred to a remote health center in Githunguri and had less and less time to visit his clinic. Last I heard, he was still there, and his business had all but shut down. I go to the EACC page and look at some of the people they take to court, and I wonder: why would you continue working when you have a billion-shilling empire of cash flow? Civil service might be a cult of some kind.

@MikeKiilu Number Na Location ndio umebakisha Ku Handcraft?.Nkt

Kuwakumbusha tu, I handcraft the best solid hardwood chopping boards in KE. These are for those who value quality. Replace that plastic board that’s slowly harming you and your loved ones. Go organic, Buy once and forget. Catalogue in my bio.

Our strength lies in solidarity. No subsector should negotiate for itself while ignoring the collective demands that brought us together. Any agreement that fails to address the full set of issues we unanimously adopted cannot be accepted as a genuine resolution #RejectFuelPrices

@BlackBarmitzvar 😂😂😂😂

Pale Roysambu road imefungwa na boulders, KDF walikuwa wanapita na lorries nne imebidi wainue white flag waambie raia hawana ubaya ndio wapewe through pass. Nao wakaambiwa waimbe WANTAM na wakatii. It was a friendly encounter

@onjolo_kenya Cowboy's burial

African traditionalist whats the meaning of this 😳

@tory_lanez_wrld Mpangoree

Apa umoja jamaa anaishi bedsitter na amepark G63 apo nje💀🔥

@otienoeva8 @Kenyans 🤣🤣🤣

@EmilioMwas @Kenyans I'm very much aware that it's the same tribesmen and relatives of mine who are now shouting Tutam, that will not come out, again, to vote for Ruto just like they did with their own Raila when it mattered the most. Kama ni Luo vote Ruto anategemea, atashangaa sana

Ethiopia's Prime Minister had to ask me how I saved Kenya's economy - Ruto

@MoraraKebaso Are you aware Ruto banned Furniture imports ?

My business partner gave me a ride in his car. For an equivalent of Ksh 10 Million which is half the price of my toyota, you can get a Huawei Aito SUV. Self driving self parking. You call it with your phone and it comes over to where you are standing. So, we are spending more for less technology and comfort. Don’t forget that this car is hybrid electric and fuel. When he uses electricity alone his cost per month is 150 Yuan per month which is around Ksh 2,800. So we pay more and then spend even more.

@Onorpik Rutonomics ...Disposable income is only spent in an economy that assures you of more disposable income tomorrow... Otherwise you buy a drink plus Unga and go home

Truly Nakuru is a ZERO FUN town. This is Space Next Door, the biggest club in the "city", empty on a Saturday. Even the most local "Bandap Tai" club in Eldoret is full by 3pm on a weekend.

@otienoeva8 @Kenyans Are you aware your relatives, tribesmen and neighbors are all now chanting TUTAM ?.Are you even away Mbadi John who's in Nyanza at the invitation of Nilotes being a Bantu is now insulting The Raila family left right and center.

@Kenyans You know what? I blame the 8million voters who didn't vote as well as the 7million that voted for this curse of a human being

@WMutunga C.J S.C Hi there 👋.. What's your comment on the fact that Small Claims Court process, although invented to close a gap in good faith has been badly Abused by litigants?

I’ve signed a petition calling for accountability over the humiliation of a Grade 10 student in the Kenyan Senate. No child should ever be degraded in public institutions. Join me in demanding action and stronger protections for children’s dignity: amnestykenya.org/petition/petit…

@Ritchiekama22 @BernardKavuli @Kenyajudiciary That Small Claims Court was badly abused .I have a raft of proposals to make it effective but since am a nobody,they won't listen to me ..It should be more of like a village wazee baraza court ..Both facts and reason should carry the day.When you involve cops ,it becomes useless

@BernardKavuli I gave mine 100k, he paid 12k then akaniblock. Nilimtupa court, after 6 months @Kenyajudiciary told me small claims complaint siku hizi hakuna arrest orders wanipee number ya Mganga kutui😂😂

A Kenyan man questions how someone can prove to KRA that KSh 50,000 sent by a friend is a loan and not taxable income.

@VictorNyakund10 Discs change ni serious..Take heart

A car is necessary liability, went for breakpads change then ended up changing the rotors, and other stuff. My networth is less by Ksh55,600.

@Paul_Muite This one Bwana S.C is beyond redemption limit .Tumwachie tu Mungu

Who will remind him of this??

@Bookten8 Hawaeleweki ...Smooth operators in whatever field with untrue confidence,always at the workstation but 2 or three last days of the month,they disappear.Always broke but never lacks his daily expenses ...Moto sana .

Unajuaje mtu ni NIS?