Em

Best feeling ever is realizing you don't care anymore.

Having a paddle

i hate having to say “it is what it is“ cause sometimes i wish it wasn’t

📅 25th April 2021 🏷️ Instagram/my_travelificent_life 💕 #animaloftheday

@Ragerrrr @manuelspooner29

Never ever in my life have I seen a human adult piss down their own leg in the middle of civilization, that is until today happened

Can people just be nice to people?? Why the fuck is that so hard?!?

@Ragerrrr there was no chance “pecker hands” was beating Big Daddy

Nothing like getting your ass kicked in trivia by a bar full of 50 yr olds

Some lady walks into huge orange store and her first question for the worker is; “y’all have lemons”?

Promising not to drink and then lying>>>>>>

If your mixed drink don’t make you gag it’s not strong enough

@Ragerrrr So you don’t believe in groundhogs or just the day itself?

Who even invented Groundhogs day? Gotta be the biggest frauds

@Ragerrrr no

Waka waka

bren’s academic advisor once said “C’s get degrees” & that’s the only thing that kept me going this semester

Who still has a friend they have known for 4+ years?

I can’t even believe these pics are real and it’s MY family 🤩😭🤍

🗓 21st November 2020 🐮 Eragon 🏷 Instagram/flapsi_caro 💕 #animaloftheday

My friends gotta stop getting puppies before I get puppy fever