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@mikealebiosu He can’t actually lace any southwest governors shoe?

if that abia guy didn’t become the governor of that state, you people will be here now asking us what he could have done differently. ara ma san pa gbogbo yin funmi very soon.

@_kammie11 Rest

Before we forget Toyin Abraham vouched and voted for Tinubu Thank you .

@Only1Etubo I’m a billionaire in my previous life.

This is a safe space. What is something that no one knows about you.

@Steadi_lady @MizCazorla1 Sadly nothing will happen to him.

I really can’t wait for this man’s downfall!

@the_Lawrenz Baba wan insert kiss sharply, Tara quickly turn Sergio Ramos 😂

You don’t know ball.

I thought they said this man is a failure?

@arojinle1 What about about woman and man lock? Is it also spiritual or there is science that back it up?

There's no fast way to release them. As a matter of fact, you should NEVER try to separate them. It is called a copulatory tie. It increases the chances of pregnancy by ensuring all semen stays inside the female. How does it happen? During mating, the male dog's penis swells inside the female. A special part called the bulbus glandis gets very big and locks them together. They stay stuck like this for several minutes, sometimes up to half an hour. This tie helps the male's sperm stay inside the female so she can get pregnant more easily. They usually stand back to back until the swelling goes down and they can separate.

MY INBOX: I bought this freezer last but I just plugged it last week,the first day I plugged it worked perfectly for an hour before nepa took light,I off it,when they on the light back,I on it, it's not giving any sound, just the light on and back did not hot atall I was so scared but my neighbor said I should off it back and leave it for some minutes,after 20min I on it back and it's working perfectly since then until this morning again I on it yesterday night before going,so that I will off if this morning because we are using meter,,when I off it and Open it,it didn't freeze as I want due to nepa doing their own and off and I told my neighbor to let me buy extra card since there is still light so that it can freeze and last me for 3days even if there is no light,as I on it back,it didn't give any sound again just the light on. Please did anyone knows about what is wrong with it before it's too late I still have a year warranty. From PROVISIONS AND FOODSTUFFS ARENA.

Enjoy this short video of the Gateway International Airport, which will be commissioned soon by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR. {The video was taken last night.}

It can only be God 🙏🙇🏽 Thank you, X ❤️ Thank you, Ogun State ❤️🇳🇬

Thank God for life 🙏

@imran_services There was a catch in your write up. Since I started patronizing them, I don’t think I’ve ever heard ‘Welcome to Precious Pharmacy.’

THERE IS A RUMOUR ABOUT THIS PHARMACY IN ABEOKUTA According to rumour, there is no drug you are looking for that you won’t find in Precious Pharmacy. Even drugs you can’t find in big hospitals like FMC or Lantoro Hospital… Once you get to Precious, you will always see it. In fact, a lot of these big hospitals and pharmacies even refer people to Precious to get drugs that seem impossible to find… drugs that are beyond their own reach. So one day, I decided to test the rumour for myself. I said to myself, “Today na today.” How will you tell me that they have all the drugs on this earth? Lai lai… I no believe am. Before going there, I had already gone to Google to search for some very hard-to-get drugs… the kind I was sure had not even reached Nigeria. When I got to Precious Pharmacy, the first thing that hit me was the warm reception. As I approached the entrance, a well-dressed attendant gently opened the door for me with a warm smile. “Welcome, sir.” Ah ah… as if I be one important person. At that moment, I felt like a governor. I was smiling sheepishly... I almost forgot why I came there.. But I quickly cautioned myself and walked inside. As I stepped into the pharmacy... I was immediately approached by a doctor standing behind the counter. He had a name tag on his chest. “Welcome to Precious Pharmacy,” he said politely. I looked at his name tag and replied, “Thank you, Mr. Richard.” He smiled softly and looked straight into my eyes with a look that says... “How can I help you, sir?” Immediately, I swung into action. I had already memorized the drug names in my head.. So I said... “Do you have Omeprazole?” “Yes, sir.” he responded “What of Loratadine?” “Yes, sir.” Hmm….. I decided to go for even stronger and harder drugs. “Do you have Adderall?” “Yes, sir.” Haaa… nawawo. I wasn’t ready to give up. I had to prove them wrong today. I must hear a No before I leave them. “What about Clopidogrel Bisulfate "Yes sir" What of Artemether-Lumefantrine " Yes sir" Am sure you don't have Vyvanse?” “We have that too" The Doctor responded. I paused....Omo the rumour is true o... Then I mentioned the hardest drug to get... “What of Oxycodone?” He replied calmly, “Yes, sir… but it is strictly by prescription to avoid the risk of overdose.” Omo… this thing is beginning to look real. So truly, there is no drug you are looking for that you won’t find in Precious Pharmacy? Precious pharmacy na "ogbontarigi" Mofooo!!! But me? I no go gree today. As a Kogi boy wey I be... Kogi no dey carry last. So I decided to play a fast one on them. I looked straight at Mr. Richard and asked: “Do you have Chloronucheonuejeohine… and Ewatodunjulatiaveecolatine?” Immediately, I noticed something. For the first time, the doctor looked uncomfortable. He went silent. Confused. In my mind, I smiled. "I don catch am" “Oya now… talk yes make I see.” Dr. Richard looked at me again. “Please, can you repeat that?” he asked. I repeated it loudly “CHLORONUCHEONUEJEOHINE… and EWATODUNJULATIAVEECOLATINE.” He reached for a pen and paper and asked me to write it down. I collected the paper and pen and wrote the names clearly. He studied it carefully. Then he said, “Please give me a minute.” I watched him as he searched for it on his computer. Nothing showed up. He called one of his colleagues. “Have you heard of this drug before?” His colleague looked even more confused. Meanwhile, I just stood there… enjoying the whole drama. Me, I just needed one thing: Let him say “No" at least for once.. But that simple “No”… was now the problem. Maybe since they started working there, they had never given anyone a “No.” But me? I needed that “No” today. To proof them wrong. Finally, Dr. Richard came back. “I don’t think there is any drug with this name,” he said. “I even searched the global database… nothing came up.” Then he looked at me again.

What kind of drugs are you guys on. Comparing Otti to Sanwo-Olu? In what world is Otti half as good as Sanwo in governance? What kind of bigoted madness is this.

Gateway Air is here. Watch this video to the end for 🤩✈️✈️✈️ Tomorrow, Thursday, April 2nd, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT will commission the newly built Gateway International Airport, Iperu (conceived and built to completion by Governor Dapo Abiodun)—and unveil two Bombardier CRJ 900 aircrafts for Gateway Air. We appreciate you Governor @DapoAbiodunCON God bless Ogun State. God bless Nigeria🇳🇬

Two ways to survive the waves Physically and Spiritualy Physically: change your way ! Learn a new thing , Eg ; you dey do photographer of old age , Na iPhone we dey used now , step amd learn , Tailor is different with fashion designer! Upgrade your self , Change location! Any business you are into thats upto to 10 years is not a da y journey , all your 10 years , only in one particular spot ! As a barber you can have farm , side business, data analysis ! Web ! And more ‘ But most of us , once we dey see money to feed home thats all, in that area another competitor we come as a barber way designed shop well ! No more baber na saloon ! I advise my guy one time as a barber, he said landlord will Add to payment ! He Dey barb 500, ise lari ( money no dey) he barb 5 , where I dey barb na 3k , see the difference! So step up your game ! After physical treat ! Move to Spiritual!

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@sledge_baba Don’t you know Nigerians think you’re more likely to network in high-end places than regular spots? 😅

If no be peer pressure and FOMO, why you dey use iFitness? "They removed two times subscription from my card" "They've suddenly increased the subscription fee to a ridiculous amount" "They chased us home for not paying annual fee" "The gym is always unnecessarily crowded" Still, you'd drive past that gym that's close to your estate to go there again. Na by force???

You’re a proper menace.

This situation reminded me of that time my dad decided to send me to learn mechanic work. That was how I landed in one roadside workshop. You know the type—dirty ground, black nylon everywhere, one old radio blasting music, and mechanics arguing like it’s a football match. The boss just sized me up and said, “You fit work?” I said, “Yes sir. Very strong.” Meanwhile, the heaviest thing I’ve carried in my life is a crate of Indomie. First few days, everything was normal embarrassment. “Go bring spanner 12.” I’ll bring 16. “Go bring hammer.” I’ll bring screwdriver. At some point, they stopped sending me message. They’ll just say, “Stand there. Observe life.” But the real problem started one afternoon. Hot sun. Everybody sweating like roasted goat. One car came in, the engine was making one krrrr-krrrr sound like it was complaining about Nigeria. Boss opened the bonnet and said, “This boy, come. Today you go learn something important.” I stood there, ready to become an engineer. He said, “When I bend here, you go press the horn so I go hear something.” I nodded. Simple instruction. Press horn. Even a goat can do it. Boss bent down inside the engine. Then he shouted, “PRESS AM!” I pressed the horn. Peeeeeeep! He shouted again, “AGAIN!” Peeeeeeep! Everything was going well… Until one evil spirit entered my body. I don’t know why. I just felt… experimental. Instead of horn, I turned the key. The engine ROARED. GBRRRRRRRRMMMMMM!!! Boss’s head was still inside the engine. The man jumped out like popcorn. I’m not joking—if Olympics had “jumping from engine,” he would win gold. He shouted, “WHO START THAT CAR?!” I froze. My soul left my body, travelled to heaven, greeted angels, and came back. Everybody in the workshop turned and looked at me. One guy even removed his face cap slowly like it was movie scene. I tried to explain. “Sir… I just… I thought…” Before I could finish— Boss picked one oily rag and threw it at me. “YOU THINK?! YOU DEY THINK FOR HERE?! YOU WAN USE ME DO SACRIFICE?!” I jumped down from the car immediately. In my panic, I forgot the door was still open. So as I jumped, my leg hit the door… The door slammed back… And hit one customer that was just passing. The customer shouted, “AHH! MY LEG!” At this point, confusion everywhere. One man shouting. Boss shouting. Mechanics laughing. Me? I was ready to disappear like WhatsApp status. Boss just looked at me and said, “From today… if you touch any car, thunder will fire you.” That was how my promotion died. From “apprentice mechanic” to… Certified Workshop Disturber. Now my daily job? “Go buy Coke.” “Go bring food.” “Go wash hand.” “Go stand where human beings will not die.” I did that for like one year, before I realise say mechanic no be my calling.

@TheAjibolaGrey Before 2007 was 2face, style plus, D’banj and co.

2007-2009, nobody like 9ice reach onile for Game Center, you go hear the album for 3hrs 😂 Kolomental disc too, you go hear gongo aso tire 😂