Emma's Meme Kingdom

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@realTrumpNewsX amazon.com/dp/B0DGSYJL6L . 🤪🤪🤪🤪

@cb_doge Nice

The Australian Prime Minister responded to Elon Musk's post. Is the Prime Minister aware that the content in question is hosted solely on servers in the USA, and that the eSafety Commissioner wants it to be censored outside of Australia?

@ThehottyXD thanks

@EmmaCarter888 That's hilarious and painful to read at the same time! I can't believe he didn't use a mitt or towel.

Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.

Little Jimmy wanted $50 very badly; his mom told him to pray to GOD for it. The little boy prayed for three weeks but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write GOD a letter requesting the $50. At the post office, postmen received the letter addressed to GOD, they opened it and decided to send it to the President. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy $5. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money for a little boy. Jimmy was happy with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you letter, which read as follows: "Dear God, thanks for sending me the money. I realized that you had to send it through Washington, as usual, those thieving bastards deducted $45 for taxes."

@EmmaCarter888 😂 This guy must be the star of the newest season of "Disastrous Dates"! The scene of him pulling the pizza out with his bare hands was comedy gold, I couldn't stop laughing. What monkey came crawling out of the oven?

@mixiemhikz I hope so too

@EmmaCarter888 That must have been quite a memorable date. I hope he learned from that experience.

John walked in, wife glaring. "What's wrong?" She pointed at TV guide "Forgot to record Game of Thrones finale again?!" John grinned "Ah yes...but look at the bright side - now we get to experience it like George R.R. Martin intended, waiting decades for the ending!

Walked into a bar last night and there was a guy with a big beard, flannel shirt, and suspenders. I thought to myself, "Wow, this is really an old-timey place." Turns out he just worked at the vape store next door.

The unspoken truth

@rbiya_khawar If I dance like this, will I be charged?

Business idea for unemployed persons. 😂

@nexta_tv What are they trying to change? :))

Putin's head was burned in Prague "Prague Against Putin" - this was the action organized by activists of the #Prague Anti-War Committee in the city center as an alternative to voting, joining the global action "Noon Against Putin".

@front_ukrainian "Russia (with the help from Ukraine) being the first country in the world to get rid of fossil fuels" was not on my 2024 bingo card.

⚡️These days, Putin is faking elections. He should end up on the bench in The Hague, - Zelenskyi.

@crazyclips_ If they were in America they probably would have been shot

@elonmusk You don't wanna know how many

they are not same

There is no Hostage Situation without a Hostage

Irony...

@TrumpAF2024 I wish this was a video produced by AI

Damn these #MAGACultMorons for wanting a secure border! How dare they want to stop a non stop flow of unvetted illegals taking over their communities!