Emma O'Keefe

I'm sorry I can't come to your thing that requires me obtaining childcare. I'd rather suffer in silence than inconvenience anyone ever.

@midwesttgs Wow

The ponies are here!

There's a lot going on, but what is a Yung Gravy and also why?

The "let me be clear" tweet template is giving MLM copypasta.

I keep thinking about how, with two months notice that this ruling was coming, the democratic-controlled congress not only *didn't* codify abortion rights, but overwhelmingly passed a security bill protecting these SCOTUS justices

@midwesttgs Yum!

Paloma mocktail

@minarets I love patter-in so much

Patter-in for pattern. Aper-il for April.

If the filibuster is so important, Joe Manchin should simply go to 21 funerals and explain why

All online shopping websites need a filter called "you can wear a real bra with this" and then all the spaghetti-strap, halter, one-shoulder pieces can stop attacking me with their cuteness I will never experience.

@Chelsea_Fagan "it's giving Chelsea Fagan" would be a compliment to me

my love for short hair, a tailored pant, and a blazer is manifesting in frequent 'it's giving hillary rodham 😍' comments on my ig and i don't know how to explain to my followers that these absolutely ruin my day, if not my entire week

TikTok is for sure melting my brain but the energy I get from "I'm a middle-age, mid-sized mom from the Midwest, let's get dressed" is unmatched.

Everyone at The Ultimatum reunion, including Nick & Vanessa for some reason.

@sarahricc Have they seen a map?

the book I’m reading just tried to assert that Georgia Tech is a TEN HOUR “doable day trip” from MIT

Me watching The Ultimatum

@theJingster @minarets That's so many!!

@EmmaChace @minarets I have three now. They’re annoying like 90% of the time

"Ugh seems like everyone's having a baby right now" -me who had a baby within the last year.

@minarets Excellent choice!!

@EmmaChace I’m not.

@arden_elise Nooooooo, now I'm excited!!

@EmmaChace Have you gotten to Wrecking Ball yet? It’s fantastic.

Bridgerton's use of You Oughta Know is 👌🏻

@WabbaPlays That's bleak!!

Your child can now be on zoom calls