Emma Helleur

All I want is a phone case with a panel that’s also a nail file. Someone make it happen.

On the mic at Marchfest 🍺☀️🎤

I have a cat that identifies as my child. Do I get petrol money?

My cat brought a mouse into my bedroom then put it down and lost it. Now she’s grumpy cos she doesn’t know where it is. I DONT KNOW EITHER ANNIE. YOU DID THIS

“The Jury: Murder Trial” is a fascinating social experiment currently showing on TVNZ and it absolutely mirrors my experience and thoughts doing jury service myself.

I really want to watch the new Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere but I’m almost positive I would end up throwing my tv out the window.

@pinkstephness More mainstream?

Is it just me, or is Papa Roach more popular than A Day To Remember?

I had 3 weddings this weekend. Going back to work tomorrow to take a break from doing weddings 😂

I’ve just spent a tonne of money buying dresses for weddings (I’m a marriage celebrant) because I’ve lost too much weight and nothing fits me 😬

Why do people want to call me. I have back to back meetings and I’m a millennial. Send me an email, a text, an Instagram DM, a carrier pigeon. Just don’t ring me.

@_OUA_ It was so good! GC was everything I wanted them to be!

Who's going to Tadpole ft. Good Charlotte tomorrow night?

Everything teenage Emma wanted them to be. Throat is sore, cup is full 🎸 Good Charlotte

SPCA insurance are using AI for their ads and it’s terrible.

Recommendations for a gift for a coffee snob please and thank you

The campervan in front of me was driving 60 in a 100. I totally understand not feeling confident on some of our roads. But not pulling over in one of the many safe stopping spots with a line of cars behind you is just a dick move.

On his birthday, and the king essentially shrugged and went to a fashion show. Amazing. Happy arrest day to all who celebrate.

@douggie27 How good are DKM

10 random bands/artists to get to know me Idles Turnstile Dropkick Murphys System of a Down Fleetwood Mac Florence and the Machine Metallica The Strokes Kings of Leon Johnny Cash

@lorrainesplace @MariaSherwood2 When the bar is low though……

Hey National MP Nancy Lu, he held an umbrella over someone. He didn't create world peace or solve world hunger. He held a fucking umbrella. Good grief.

Not sure if everyone suddenly forgot how to drive. Or if I just live in Nelson.

I cannot believe we are giving the mosque terrorist this much airtime. I cannot believe our media is even covering this. Disappointing.