loud emma

Not even 8am and I’m crying

tweets should yellow as they age

codependency is when two people want to be the captive. if one person wants to be kidnapped and the other wants to be the captor then that's called true love.

Having a kid at 30 years old in NYC is absolutely teen pregnancy

you don't have to fix everything at once, aries, but you do have to start somewhere.

Your worst sin is that you killed your ego and became schizophrenic for nothing

I'm free right now if you want to be nice to me

what doesn't kill you becomes a poem in your notes app

Amy Adams said before her weird kiss scene with Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch Me If You Can, Spielberg gave her one specific direction: “Eat his face like a hamburger. You’re starving.”

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

A random dm guy kinda cooked with this one

sex not real. havent seen it

Genuinely what is wrong with Ralph

William Shakepeare, Sonnet 27: “Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed”

And did it ever occur to you that the vampires are just a little insecure (probably because of their othered status) and cope by creating safe emotional environments for themselves via requiring an explicit invitation before crossing that threshold

I bet it feels so good to get addicted to tomacco

a guy at basketball said “I have a bone to pick with you” and I said “ohhhhhoho well no but thank you for the offer” because I thought he said “I have a boner pic for you”. why was I so polite