✨Ems✨

Incase you didn’t know, I’m a painter. Lemme paint for you, I won’t charge much 🥺🙃 RT my client could be on your TL

Today’s deliverable is rest. Kindly approve. Happy Workers’ Day, everyone😊

"Breast or thighs?" Me: Personality KFC staff:

I'm this old

“If you don't do it for him, another woman will” Me:

When the gym is full of people and now I have to do my work out in a different order.

You guys didn’t play when you were small?😔

Genie: you have 3 wishes Me: I wish I was always right Genie: ok, you have 2 more Me: No I have 3 Genie:

Are you mad?" Me: "no" Then give me a kiss"

him: *responds to a story* me: thank youu him: so how have you been? me:

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

What country seff this

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

They use Face ID to unlock WhatsApp.

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

When they go low, you go lower😭

Me choking on my own salvia for no reason in my room