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The Kingdom spreads far & wide 🏆 @TechN9ne | @StrangeMusicInc

Kansas City officials expected 500,000 people to show up for the Chiefs' Super Bowl parade on Wednesday. The final crowd size may be well upwards of 1 million, per @kcur.

bringing back weird memories from elementary school: A THREAD

Doordash forgot my straw so now I gotta get a refund smh🤦🏾‍♂️……

When she asks can she hold it while you pee

@Shhyaaamm Having a boy bestfriend is like having an emotionally unstable son who just wants you to help them find a gf. 😂🤣

I don't like getting into politics on Twitter. I'm here for basketball, video games, and cartoons in that order. But there's a vote coming up on Aug 2nd and I'm in a position to provide what I think is a unique perspective on it and I guess it's my time to lose a few followers

5/6. I'm pro-life. I will #voteNOAug2 Maybe that still doesn't make sense to you, but a Yes vote is not a pro-life vote. A vote of Yes does not "value them both". A 10 year old impregnated by her father and being told to think of it as "an opportunity" is not valuing them both

Acts Of Self Care

IF U DONT AGREE GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE EVERY ALLIGATOR HATES YOU AND I HOPE UR FAMILY IS CURSED FOR SEVERAL GENERATIONS TO NEVER SEE AN ALLIGATOR AGAIN

all I do is work, come home, blink and then I’m right back at work again

this is insane

Smart kids that smoke weed… honor roll -Drake

@alexblasig Lmaooo love the lit mems 🤟🏼

@EmmaSamenus Ur twitter header ☠️ good times !!

Reply to this tweet if you want me to remember who you are when i go famous.

Advice of the day: travel outside of your country & comfort zone

@sierra_shutupp Def sugar babyyyy bc we know you ain’t a side bitch🤑