Emma Marie Thomas

My husband got stuck in the cat carrier 😂

@kevinbugs Still traumatized by it

@apixelpusher @ariel_n This is how Luke and I work! Luke is kitchen and bathroom boy lol

@ariel_n What if I’m both to substitute for not being a laundry person.

In every successful relationship, there's a dish person and a garbage person

It takes about 53 coffee cherries to make one shot of espresso 🍒

If you think about it, coffee beans are just tiny footballs

@kevinbugs Netherlands is good

@jenalyson Just have fun and do stuff that makes you smile. It’ll make your community smile.

One of the biggest mistakes we make in social media is prioritizing activity over results. Pieces of content, number of posts or checking the box (post about product X ✅) to please clients or colleagues is not a strategy. Instead what would it take to: • Strengthen community • Inform & support customers • Increase awareness & brand affinity What am I missing?

@alyssaderbyetc @alessio_joseph Right right right?!?

@alessio_joseph @Emma_M_Thomas

wake up babe new logo trend just dropped

I had a new dream in a vivid new place and I’m excited to go back there when I sleep now.

@bunsenbernerbmd Odin

Calling all Pets with names starting with H He Li Be B C N O F Ne Reply with a photo and name of your pet to maybe be featured in our Periodic Table of Pets for Periodic Table Day coming up!

@WorkInSociaI ☕️🥰🔥

reply to this tweet with your 3 most used emojis and i’ll tell you what type of social media manager you are

@SonjaLikness No, I just saw it on TikTok and considered it. Haptic Lab?

I just legitimately considered starting a hand sewn quilt project. Does this count as a psychotic break?

Repeat after me: a social media manager is not a content creator.

We have watched five Christopher Guest movies in four days.

Coming from a smaller town means all your parents friends were your school teachers and now you have to spend time with them when you visit home.

German from Russia / North Dakota accent translations: Pepper you put on food: ‘pheffer’ Pepper you cut: ‘pebber’

@nikihyde Not unless you’re a massive global company

@TheSloan_Ranger Do a cheesy Gordita WITH a Doritos taco 🙌

I finished three puzzles in two days

Had a lovely prix fixe dinner and now we’re at Burger King 🙏

Happy 6th anniversary