Umit Davala

@yankeedraft As someone who worked in a hazardous environment, I can confirm these are actual life savers. Non-negotiable. A must have.

People really think safety boots are “too much” until something like this happens.

@GNFSULTAN Has to be BBL... cos what da 🤒?

l just wanna appreciate this particuIar video 😍❤️😩

@ekenweke25 @FlowGaffer Those ones for middle east shaa 🫠.

@FlowGaffer Rig guys never learn. It's the same situation all round. They go to the rig and the 3 or 4 weeks they spend there, their ladies are whoring around. They when they come back they spend all that money on the same lady. The worst are even the guys that work in Saudi or Kuwait.

A guy who had just got in back from rig spent over 2m at my shop just to please a girl that was giving out coochie for free to guys in her streets Three weeks later bro was back thanking me for insisting that the Phone and laptop he bought for her be registered in his name.

@TripleOctagon @sxdiqcarter_ 😲😲😲

@EmmanuelCh46058 @sxdiqcarter_ I don do almost 200km before. Started around 7 that Saturday. Ojota to ikorodu Ikorodu back to Ikeja Ikeja back to ikorodu Ikorodu back to egbeda Egbeda to Ikeja Ikeja to ojo Ojo to festac Festac to Maryland Made like 31k that day.

Someone sent me something yesterday and the dispatch rode bicycle from ikoyi to sangotedo , man 😪

@TripleOctagon @sxdiqcarter_ Oh man. Una go fit pass some gym instructors. Cos 150km DAILY ??

@sxdiqcarter_ 😹when I been dey use bicycle for dispatch, I dey ride almost 150KM daily. Some dey even do pass me sef. Na insane hustle.

@Mide__M For 100L boy i no too blame u shaa. Any 100L guy wey clock that move na suspect 🥴

100L, she came to my room, can I use your toilet/bathroom , I said yes, she pulled everything in my front, I handed her towel and excused her..... emi ode buruku

@alt_tgbwears Some cases its like 2 fences away sef. 10 minutes plenty.

The fact that someone can build a pako house just 10 minutes away from your 15m per year house is so funny

@HonitelHQ @web3crier @table_shaker_ Words on marble 🙏

@web3crier @table_shaker_ No ever use shame chest billing for this life

This kind settings, she go don set you up with hypeman and money changer. As you dey enter, DJ dey spin “Snokonoko” hype-man dey call your name. You go dey wonder how e take sabi you. Next thing, two money changers don mount your table. Bottle girls go dey signal you, birthday girl go dey give you intense eye contact make you do normal.😂😂😂

@winexviv Freaking Legend 🙌

I just met with PN Okeke. He will be 85 years old this October. He is currently writing a new physics book. I admire him so much.

@VisivonE Rivers woman never handle you before shaa 🫠. When you jam you go come quote this tweet with tears 😂

It’s practically impossible to cum from a Blow Job and if it happens pls don’t hesitate to see the doctor.

@ToxicSideChick_ Sounds to me like he's healthy 🥴. No need to continue treatment.

Nurse dey give you injection for nyash, your preeq dey stand😂

@OloyeSomorin The house is going for 350m... incase anyone's wondering 🥴

It’s as if they don’t even try anymore 🥹

@mrteji_ For me to sleep well this night, I have decided to tell myself this is make believe. Cos Im sure there's no way under God's Blue Sky that someone with pubic hair is this dumb. Naaaa.... cant be 😒

My frd put his gf on 500k monthly allowance and we both did a deal of $6k just barely days ago, now watch his life, if you like don't learn from this +234 babes don't care about you, keep your money to yourself ski

@TundeWalls Abobiiiii 🥺🥲

Black don’t crack.. 🪼

@Houseof2kz If your babe get this kind shape and u hear say she cheat on you, e no suppose shock you 🥴.

The Body 👌 🍑 whole package 🎁

@DinoMartian @Xaheer0 At this rate we wont eat anything shaa. Cos even "organic foods" are sprayed with toxic pesticides.

@Xaheer0 If you don't mind eating a lot of antibiotics into your body... Eat em all! A chicken sold at that price is probably 5-6 weeks old. Search em up, those antibiotics are still much very very active at that tender age, now ingesting that back to back. Brr cancer be knocking

full chicken 4.9k live fowl, 15k. there must be something about this chicken they’re not telling us.

@dameexa Yoooooo 🫠

Husband caught he’s wife cheating with a Doctor 🧑‍⚕️

@MindOfHeadking that "Hmm" she blurted out as if she didnt hear the question 😒 already gave her away.

Someone’s life rn. 💔

@Hoodville_ 😭😭🥹🥹

When fine shiii throwin it back n reach under to grab yo balls

@table_shaker_ Its a funny skit, but i know a babe who is dating a total loser cos the boy dey pay her mama rent and her siblings school fees. He's violent, he's bisexual and once asked her to gangbang him and 2 of his guys 🫠. When she refused, more beating. The mama say make she go beg am.

Mama no wan lose home and away 😂😂