Emmet Rat

Whoever is doing this lads PR needs a raise. I’m convinced that people just look at goals and the competitions they play in. Half his goals are pens and he scored 4 against Qarabag who were horrendous. His output is so inflated this season. We’re having someones eyes out 😂

Reading this out loud on the train back from Dorset saying “fuck, I seriously did not know that” after every 2 sentences

@NUFCMurph Besides from you. I’m also 6 years old stop tweeting me you paedo

@EmmetRat Tides turned when you dont have a single reply that agrees with you Emmet. The only muppet here is you lad, if you're happy with the state Newcastle are currently in, that makes you more of a mackem than anyone else.

"Be careful what you wish for" has became the new "remember where we were" Heres one for yous... "have some ambition"

Matched with my mate of grinder and called him a bellend

@CianTracey1 What a pussy

Roger Randle ‘deeply saddened’ after controversial move to Munster cancelled independent.ie/sport/rugby/ro…

Done deal 🚨 Coughlan resigns with Munster. It’s done. Interest from Toulouse and Saracens was a “moot point” as wage demands were too high. EC gets €12m in guaranteed money. @shanedaly96 next up per sources

I have a tiny Willy

@CianTracey1 Why?

Exclusive: Roger Randle’s controversial move to Munster set to be cancelled independent.ie/sport/rugby/ro…

@Footballtweet Corker

Arsenal Women beat Lyon 2-1 in today's Champions League semi-final 1st leg. This is Arsenal's first goal.

Cause of death: mogging

Breaking 🚨 Hodnett threatens to quit Munster if they do not unblock emmet rat. 4 try outpouring vs Ulster only served to embolden his stance. We understand there are suitors waiting to pounce, including Leinster, Gloucester and Zebre. Decision with Munster.

@lee1892Johnson I said this at the time for the record

If you had a Time Machine you’d go back in time and sell Gordon to satisfy PSR keeping both Elliot Anderson & Yankuba Minteh #nufc

@jamierkennedy My mum asked me to put on some potatoes the other night. I shouted out to her “Henrik stenson” she smiled she knew they were cooked

A look at the top 10 players in the world, exactly 10 years ago. And where they rank today. 1. Jason Day (38) 2. Jordan Spieth (51) 3. Rory McIlroy (2) 4. Bubba Watson (716) 5. Rickie Fowler (56) 6. Henrik Stenson (1255) 7. Adam Scott (53) 8. Dustin Johnson (458) 9. Danny Willett (406) 10. Justin Rose (5)

What’s the best place for carvery in Phnom Penh?

@Philly_Mays Its on peacock

Was Tsar Nicholas II too apathetic toward genuine reform from the onset of his ascension?

Done deal 🚨: Another two years in red for Nash. Munster fend off interest from Zebre and Toulouse. Friendship with Jeremy Loughman we are told was “key”. Smart business from McMillan. #Emmet

we used to be a country

If Newcastle won the conference league… would you even be that happy?