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“You can’t wait until life isn’t hard anymore before you decide to be happy” - Nightbirde

@Faksback666 Actually it was obvious. I removed them from every game. They already won the league and have champions league to play. Buh I didn’t expect that 3-0 in first half sha

@HeartMattaz Na errand una dey call am now?

She is 42 years old She needs a 30 to 39 years neat guy as an erran man in Lagos. If you contact her, 40k for your haircut. I hope you understand the kind of errand man she is looking for???? HeartMattaz

Both teams just dey spam 1 nil win upandan 😂. This title race will be fun.

@Evander611 Cap wey your promise me sir, you never give me o

The Denim🙂‍↔️

At this point, sporty just give me my stake back. I no want winning again.

I interacted with your tweet yesterday where you said Hypeman used juju to make you spray 500k and I said it was your ego. Bros, I was right. Abeg work on am o, cos it’s not the flex you think it is.

@AMAKZEE @Ariaattah @a4lasade You’re welcome

@EmmyMics @Ariaattah @a4lasade I had to rewatch after I read your comment. Thank you o. It’s to carry my mudu and remeasure right there.

What you don't know is bigger than you. I went to Karmo village market today to buy 10 mudus of beans. I decided to buy 5 mudus in 2 seperate bags. I got home and measured each and discovered 3 mudus and about 2 cups in each bag of the 5 mudus. I drove back to complain to the mallam and then decided to video the process to really understand where I missed it the first time. Look closely and see what he did here. This mallam had the nerve to repeat the same thing he did the 1st time. Fam, I got home and remeasured again, only to get 3 mudus and little above 2 cups again. I was determined to get closure and let this mallam know his game is up! I took the beans back again, this time I asked if he wants my madam to sack me? He said, "na mudu when go give me my own I dey use" and he just counted my money and handed to me when I didn't even request for it. Now, here is the summary, when you go to these village markets, don't buy from those wheelbarrow sellers and those who sale on the ground, buy from those who sale in shops especially from women. Or you shine ur eyes well. Imagine someone taking a whole 4 mudus from ur 10 mudus! I hope this helps. I pity men more lol. They love selling to those ones more. —Glad Emeka

@Horsemouth7 @Ariaattah @a4lasade You’re welcome

@EmmyMics @Ariaattah @a4lasade Wow Was trying to find how he did it. Thanks for the explanation. Really deceitful

Newcastle, my plate is out.

@NurseLekan @QueenOfLoveQOL 😭😭😭😭

Sorry if you don’t understand Yoruba😭😭😭

@ChisomKizi1 😭😭😭 what a weekend mehn

@EmmyMics 😭😭😭😭😭

15 open bets turn 3 before 3pm. Lmao 🤣

@Ariaattah @a4lasade Lol, he didn’t. A smaller mudu was put inside the same mudu(turned upside down) thereby reducing the amount of beans the mudu carries. That’s why you’ll see his hand still in the mudu after pouring so it doesn’t fall off.

@a4lasade After the first 2, he switched the mudu to a smaller one.

@versacebaq Haaa! 😂

@EmmyMics 10, 100 naira

100 naira in the hands of a gambler is an asset

The concept of screen guards is genius. Now it feels like I’m holding a brand new phone in my hands.

@versacebaq 10 Watin?

@EmmyMics Send me 10 Big Emmy

Hello @NUFC, there’s a kid somewhere in Africa that has refused to drink water until you get point(s) at the Emirates. Today, by not walking out of that stadium empty-handed, you save a kid’s life. The world is watching. Regards Toon Army, Nigeria.

@Chef_Gee1 Will surely meet his luck

@EmmyMics A moving man

@NurseLekan @Seunisgod Gbayi

@EmmyMics @Seunisgod I don keep spot for una

🚨EXCL: A young man named Olalekan in a Newcastle jersey was seen sitting alone at the Emirates Stadium very early this morning, When someone asked him why he came so early and by himself, he said, “I can’t wait for the food Newcastle are coming to cook here today, so I decided to show up early.”